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Purple Carrots.

How did they get the carrots purple & why?
20:24 Wed 25th Feb 20093 answers, last by Ice.Maiden 22:20 Wed 25th Feb 2009
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Acid Free Tomatoes.

I was given some acid free tomatoes the other day. They were bright orange. I have never heard of them & am wondering how they are acid free & why?
20:22 Wed 25th Feb 20091 answer, last by heathfield 08:32 Thu 26th Feb 2009
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Pillows.

I can't find a good pillow for my bed. I get a new one, it's good for about a week, then goes flat. Can anyone suggest a good pillow that keeps it's shape?
20:20 Wed 25th Feb 20098 answers, last by douggym 22:59 Thu 05th Mar 2009
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When I was...................

in London, I went to buy some chocolates. The cashier said, "That will be ten pounds." I said, "Rub it in why don't you?"
21:29 Mon 23rd Feb 20098 answers, last by carlton23 23:18 Tue 24th Feb 2009
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The "Law" topic..........

in AB is always good for a laugh after the weekend due to the idiots who get drunk & have an altercation or whatever. They post under "criminal", bemoaning they don't remember or I didn't start it or...
00:01 Sun 22nd Feb 20097 answers, last by dot.hawkes 09:48 Sun 22nd Feb 2009
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Owwwww!

My kitten, John, has woken up & is hooning round like a whirling dervish. He keeps jumping my my lap & sinking his needle claws into my legs.
23:56 Sat 21st Feb 20097 answers, last by phillipa.d 00:08 Sun 22nd Feb 2009
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Change of name.

Why did chiropodists change their name to podiatrists?
23:49 Sat 21st Feb 20091 answer, last by pastafreak 23:57 Sat 21st Feb 2009
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Ummmm.

This is a typical view from my house. http://images3.realestate.co.nz/edi/HPSHARC001 /photos/HS080608-1.jpg
23:29 Sat 21st Feb 200915 answers, last by MWB 00:03 Sun 22nd Feb 2009
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I'm back

from my night out on the town with the rodeo cowboys & girls.
10:13 Sat 21st Feb 200920 answers, last by MWB 10:52 Sat 21st Feb 2009
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get up!

get up you lazy abers. i'm up so everyone should be up!!!!!! wakey, wakey, rise & shine.
06:42 Sat 21st Feb 200911 answers, last by stompe 07:26 Sat 21st Feb 2009
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Rodeo in town.

The rodeo was in town today. Didn't go as I find them rather cruel. But I'm off into town to have a chat to the cowboys & girls over a few bourbons. I think I can hear the duelling banjos already!...
06:05 Sat 21st Feb 20093 answers, last by legendis.god 09:47 Sat 21st Feb 2009
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Legend............

When are you gunna give me my shoulder rub?
03:11 Sat 21st Feb 20094 answers, last by legendis.god 09:43 Sat 21st Feb 2009
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Claim to fame.

Anyone got one?
01:17 Sat 21st Feb 20094 answers, last by stewey 01:59 Sat 21st Feb 2009
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I need a neck & shoulder massage............

For my headache.
00:53 Sat 21st Feb 2009
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Damn..............

I have a rotten headache. :(
00:24 Sat 21st Feb 200911 answers, last by evedawn 04:50 Sat 21st Feb 2009
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You know those questions

like - "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?" I like those sort. Does anyone know any more like that?
23:08 Fri 20th Feb 200931 answers, last by Ice.Maiden 00:53 Sat 21st Feb 2009
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Names for penis's

Meat & 2 vege.
22:44 Fri 20th Feb 200934 answers, last by MWB 23:02 Fri 20th Feb 2009
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Gunna go wet myself now!

Who shall I pick to be in charge while I'm gone?
22:19 Fri 20th Feb 20092 answers, last by weeal 22:23 Fri 20th Feb 2009
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What's your worst vice?

Mine's smoking. I am perfect in every other way!
21:49 Fri 20th Feb 200932 answers, last by bensmum 22:33 Fri 20th Feb 2009

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