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........................... The owner of a golf course in Aberdeen was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his blonde secretary for some mathematical help.He called her into office...

Coobeastie

Purple Pims

Have just taken a trip down memory lane and brought the box of delights (80's childrens christmas serial). Apart from its hammy acting one of the characters keeps on referring to things as being...

ronniemonda8

january bug

i take it all back. she is one weird messed up woman. stay well clear.

blueeyedlass

oi pixi my wee chickie dee

just so you know you owe me a tenner !!!!

copippin

House that Jack built.

Years ago,my Mum used to say this rhyme/poem as a recitation,each part had a paralel so the first line "this is the house that Jack built" was followed by "this is the edifice erected by John,the malt...

Drusilla

Berserker?

What is a berserker?

elerrina

Urban myths

hi does anybody know of a website where i can find some decent urban myths to base a horror story on thnks

mcmc

cat crazies

Why do cats go crazy all of a sudden in the early to late evening? Instead of hanging around like usual they zoom back and forth, up and down, around, etc. like they're possessed! My only idea is...

carla81

large baby!

My son's birth weight was 12lbs 2 oz, are second babies usually bigger? as this is what people tell me.

haysi06

Green Meanies

Went to bed last nite in a bit of a huff - i am not a 'green meanie'!!!! but woke up in a good mood -I may be 'green' but then all good things are - c'mon the Celtic!

mimififi

charity orgs

Hi there, I have been collecting toys and stuff for the operation christmas child project UK, but time has totally run away with me and I have missed the deadline for collection. (I'm really gutted,)...

Litchick

Pet Microchip ID

Have other ABers thought about or currently have their pets implanted with the microchip ID? I'm thinking about it for my cat but want to make sure it's perfectly safe and would like to hear any...

Drusilla

Kitten

My daughters would like a kitten for Christmas. As my younger girl is now six, I believe they are old enough to be responsible and caring, but where's the best place to buy a kitten? Would you...

justineo

Morning

How's everyone this cold and frosty morning. I almost feel like going round the Mulberry Bush!

nfn

Domestic Violence

In England the law has changed. The victim no longer has to report the abuse. ANYONE ie. a friend, neighbour or family member can make the complaint to the police and press charges. A very recent...

mycatis

IM addresses

Could the people who have been forwarded my e-mail address, and whose addresses I probably have now, tell me if you would mind if I added you to my IM list please. If you dont want me to it's ok I...

the>one

knight of cb land.....

gallops up on trusty steed......suit of armour glinting in the sun.......lance thrust out towards the cb ladies......i'm here to offer my services as champion to any cb damsel in need......at your...

Woodsz

A Christmas card

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