Will you marry me. I love you. You are great. I cant live without you. I want your babies. I want us to live together, die together. Come on. I love you.
If you could invent anything you wanted what would it be? I would invent chocolate without any calories in and be an overnight millionaire, oh and ned would you be the choccy taster to make sure i get...
I've just seen that certain banks are going to ban piggy banks. Whats in the minds of the people who think up these idiotic and dangerous ideas, It's them that stir up racial unrest in the country....
Whats everyone doing for Bonfire Night and do you have Mischief Night on the 4th November where you live? We did it when we were kids but they dont seem to bother as much these days
From personal experience and after reading the thread about the guy and the dog (thanx for that one!) I am now no longer suprised that i am finding it difficult to find a nice "normal" bloke in...
I was sat upstairs this morning when I heard a weird noise from downstairs, it sounded like when you rip off sellotape, so i sneaked downstairs all brave (i was only one in house ) and couldnt see...
Thought I'd share what happened yesterday at work:- An elderly gentleman appeared at my desk, with a carrier bag. From said carrier bag he took out two pairs of shoes.....worn almost completely away....