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Dakota
put their socks in the microwave to dry them?
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natalie_1982
What was the first drink you got drunk on? Mine was White Lightening and Mad Dog 20/20 (the blue flavour).  Hmmm classy huh?
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georgit79
you had your first drink (alcohol, smart alecs)? first smoke? first kiss?
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Dakota
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY"  then he would tell me to take a few days off.So I hung...
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Charlie-82
I used to be here as Smithy82.  Can prove if nesessary. x
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nedflanders
everyone has to post their name in an answer below!
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Champagne
Last night whilst I was in bed my fella slapped my ar$e and sang, "I like big butts and I cannot lie..."So, do you think I should, a) murder him in cold blood and then flee the country?, or b) murder...
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georgit79
help!!!!!
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georgit79
..when you did 'it' for the first time? I'm only asking because I want to find out how young ICEMAN was! I was a couple of months shy of my 18th birthday, by the way. Caught up since then, mind.
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estie
Is the authorship of the bible a science question??
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reportmonkey
WARNING DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU ARE OVER 21 OR ARE AT THAT AGE WHERE YOU ARE A BIT CURIOUS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE NUMBER AND BEING A BIT NAUGHTY WANT TO PEEK AT SOME GRATUITOUS MATERIAL - scroll...
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Rubyrose
I have randomly selected one ABer to win 3 stars. Who will it be? Lol
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reportmonkey
and let rip and enormous fart .  It stank out the whole bus and everybodies nose started turning up.  This very prim and proper lady sitting two rows back actually shouted in a very...
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reportmonkey
How many people find that the smell of their own farts does not bother them at all.  Especially after lots of green vegetables. 
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Champagne
God would never have created such a pointless thing as snoring, therefore God doesn't exist. Am I right or am I right?
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jackyp
what is the difference between a street and a road
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reportmonkey
An anagram of the answerbank is ban the wa**ers
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georgit79
you've ever done 'it'?   Sorry, trying to take my mind off all the lampposts...
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estie
how's your nipple?
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Champagne
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!There. I feel much better now.

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