I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.So I hung...
Last night whilst I was in bed my fella slapped my ar$e and sang, "I like big butts and I cannot lie..."So, do you think I should, a) murder him in cold blood and then flee the country?, or b) murder...
..when you did 'it' for the first time? I'm only asking because I want to find out how young ICEMAN was! I was a couple of months shy of my 18th birthday, by the way. Caught up since then, mind.
WARNING DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU ARE OVER 21 OR ARE AT THAT AGE WHERE YOU ARE A BIT CURIOUS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE NUMBER AND BEING A BIT NAUGHTY WANT TO PEEK AT SOME GRATUITOUS MATERIAL - scroll...
and let rip and enormous fart . It stank out the whole bus and everybodies nose started turning up. This very prim and proper lady sitting two rows back actually shouted in a very...