and now the end is near....and so i face the final curtain......my friends ...i'll say it clear....i'll state my case of which i'm certain....i've lived a life thats full ..i've travelled each and...
GUYS .. GIRLS ... JUST BEEN REDAING THE THREADS AND SEE THAT CB'S BEING CLOSED ... I hope I wasn't too offensive for anyone ... I'm actually not a bad bloke .. hehehe. Anyway .. for anyone who cares...
Ok Guys Its been a blast Have a great festive season - take care of your loved ones - tell them how much they mean to you and take care of yourselves. Love Haysi xxxx
Let the party commence! Ive over stocked the bar as we're all in a sombre mood. The snacks are on the table in the corner, the christmas lights are twinkling, im armed with stars for everyone who...
I got 2 bags of spring onon crisps, a hole box of terrys all gold, 4 twix and 3 mars, and im eating them all now. got to go tro skool tomorrow, my mum sent me to bed with marmite. how evil am i. ban...
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can...
"I've just had the most awful time," said a boy to his friends. "First I got angina pectoris, then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering, I got psoriasis. They gave me hypodermics, and to top it...
Q: What is a zebra?A: 26 sizes larger than A bra. Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?A: A nervous wreck . Q: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal...
Just heard tonight about a friend's son who died at the age of 20 by driving home after his birthday party: we've all probably done it - but so young - what are your views about drink/driving - sorry...