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1st time pregnant....

Hi i have been worried in the back of my mind about having stomach pains.like i was going to come onto my period. I have not long found out i am pregnant. i wasn't expecting it as i was getting these...

eupraxia

school holidays

Once again the winter is here and so its time to deal with slippery roads and so on. I thought the other day wether it might not be easier for the school holidays to be split a little better than they...

steg

Johnny likes your thinking

The teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on Little Johnny. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the...

Woodsz

Jokes

There as been some great jokes on here tonight and I'd like to add one The woman had been away for two days visiting a sick friend in another city. When she returned, her little boy greeted her by...

Lore

I'm away!

night night everyone xx

Rubyrose

Yay

My bf got home from work a moment ago and he bought me home 3 cadbury's cream eggs... Yum! He got them from the garage on the way home. Mmmmm anyone want one? I might only eat 2.

Scarlett

Cut thumb 2

Yesterday I cut my thumb badly whilst cutting lettuce.It is a diagonal cut with a big flappy bit of skin- but not that you could remove as the cut goes deep. (Sorry this is gross). I need to know what...

brysmama

bedroom sharing

Is it legal for my daughter (3 years old) and my boyfriends son (4 years old) to share a bedroom? If so, when does it become illegal?

shaz-rla

Separation

Going through a really difficult separation from my husband at the moment and the kids are really upset about it - I am trying to be open and honest with them and wondered if anyone knew of any...

steg

coloured hair

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors:green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just...

Woodsz

Look at this girls

You have to look at this before you go to bed this is going to get you going You can rely on Woodsz to deliver the goods http://tinypic.com/ibz4wi.gif

nfn

jsk

went to bed last night, and now I'm off to bed tonight. If you really want to hear the story of the Duke and the Needle, I'll see you tomorrow night, about 10!

Lore

boooooooooooo!! :o(

can't stay out tonight, I asked for five more minutes but that was at 9pm! enjoy the rest of your night everyone xxx *skips to bed singing ... happy birthday tooo meeeeeeeeeee*

nfn