At school my child cooks in the last lesson of the day, the food is too hot to bring home and the teacher tells them she will place the lids on the air tight pots when it has cooled and then they pick...
One of Junior Overall's rugby chums stuck the lips on me (uninvited) and then threw up all down my party dress. Grrrr. Now in my PJ's realising what garbage there is on TV tonight.
I've had a lot of good shindigs over the years, tho this is the 3rd year running that I have stayed in. However, 5 years ago tonight, I was at the top of the CN Tower in Toronto. That will take some...
jimmys belly on emmerdalr? whats he with that nicola for? well obvious i guess but i mena her that tart whys she with him is it his money or his fat hairy belly yuk hes a tv star what on earth eh?...
saw a advert for graham nortons show tonight and jeddward are goin to be on it i love them to nbits and i am telling pete i dont care its a party i want jeddward on hes got a big plasmar tv its like...
The weather in Scotland has been horrendous for many weeks, but people are still continuing not only to put their own lives at risk but those of the rescue services. The latest incidents have resulted...
Well steak n kidney pud twice with chips and peas.and did he say thanks?grunts and turns on skysport news. well were going next door but 1 for a party at petes house so i hope he behaves.im taking the...
Sorry to be so blunt, but do female animals menstruate? My brother and I disagree and I don't know how to confirm either way. This follows a discussion about female dogs as pets and the problem if...