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janetwalsh13

building site

Black man starts working on a building site & gets nicknamed ***. He complains to the foreman - who says 'but we all get nicknames - over there are Paddy and Mick, they're Irish. that's Mac - he's...
22:17 Sat 06th Dec 20082 answers, last by no.knowledge 22:20 Sat 06th Dec 2008
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dot.hawkes

Oh my gawd, how many songs can one person ruin!!!!

why is she still allowed to inflict that screech on us??? whirrrlllllllllllllllllll be, she has a wierd accent for a lancashire lass
20:50 Sat 06th Dec 200820 answers, last by griswalds13 22:18 Sat 06th Dec 2008
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dot.hawkes

we are not vindictive and judgemental on here

so own up if you voted for the diana bird on X factor so that we can cuss and rant at you for the evening's entertainment (only if she gets thru mind)
21:46 Sat 06th Dec 200847 answers, last by joggerjayne 22:46 Sat 06th Dec 2008
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griswalds13

explain

are we human or are we dancer?
22:00 Sat 06th Dec 20082 answers, last by LittleStar12 18:07 Sun 07th Dec 2008
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yummymum

sky movies...just need a moan

I rang virgin and added sky movies and sports to my basic package today, ive just been flicking through the movies and im wondering why i bothered! what a load of rubbish
21:30 Sat 06th Dec 200821 answers, last by imhotep 00:41 Sun 07th Dec 2008
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Ed.Case

Ponytails

Do you think that ponytails on older men look ridicolous?
20:51 Sat 06th Dec 200826 answers, last by legend.isgod 04:36 Sun 07th Dec 2008
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no.knowledge

she looked fit in the red dress

didn't she!
20:08 Sat 06th Dec 200810 answers, last by no.knowledge 20:49 Sat 06th Dec 2008
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Bathsheba

FAO DocSpock

Hey Doc!! I'be found out who's switching on your lights!! John Henshaw- him out of Early Doors, and The Cops. I like him!! xxxx
17:42 Sat 06th Dec 200810 answers, last by Lakitu 20:29 Sat 06th Dec 2008
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bugmenot1

There is a fight going on

In quizzes and puzzles at this moment and I will give you one guess who is at the centre off it.
20:20 Sat 06th Dec 20084 answers, last by bugmenot1 20:24 Sat 06th Dec 2008
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marathon man

Riddle

'I live above a star, but never burn. I have 11 neighbours but they never turn. My initials are p,q and r... and sometimes s. What am I? Anyone any idea please?
20:02 Sat 06th Dec 200811 answers, last by DaisyMae 20:24 Sat 06th Dec 2008
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docspock

I think it's funny

http://i36.tinypic.com/5vy61l.j
14:53 Sat 06th Dec 200820 answers, last by Aprilis 16:50 Sat 06th Dec 2008
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Booldawg

'I dont like religion - it causes wars'

This is often a blanket statement made by atheists to berate the notion of any kind of involvement in a mainstream faith. Its also a well documented fact that securing substantial and affordable oil...
10:44 Sat 06th Dec 20089 answers, last by Octavius 10:13 Mon 08th Dec 2008
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jen78

Piccie of the Day

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=j5zf3n&s=4 I am speechless.....
22:41 Fri 05th Dec 200825 answers, last by ruthann58 17:27 Sat 06th Dec 2008
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yummymum

Should I or shouldnt I

Morning everyone...this is is the first time Ive been on AB in a week, last time I was on the PC crashed and Ive only just got it back on, so Im treading carefully...
11:05 Sat 06th Dec 20086 answers, last by no.knowledge 14:24 Sat 06th Dec 2008
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Dr.Who

sex

ok now i have your attention i am seeing a girl for 3 months now and i have paid for everything. even 2 holidays. she works full time also and she hasnt paid for anything. i only just started caring...
00:55 Sat 06th Dec 200816 answers, last by Scouser1985 14:34 Thu 11th Dec 2008
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no.knowledge

My cold, cold sailor heart says

"Get on your way." I ain't too proud to say but that's how I'm made I'll be that person till my dying day I try so awful hard but I can't change
11:52 Sat 06th Dec 200815 answers, last by no.knowledge 13:28 Sat 06th Dec 2008
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Sachs

Roral Exchange Manchester...

Going to see 'A taste of honey' tomorrow. Has anyone seen this production?
18:02 Fri 05th Dec 200832 answers, last by Sachs 21:23 Sat 06th Dec 2008
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docspock

Big night to-night in the village

the lights are being turned on by a "celebrity" I shall take my trustie "brownie" and do a tonic on the morrow. Tina, bring your sony and I will buy you a drink.
12:18 Sat 06th Dec 200815 answers, last by docspock 14:49 Sat 06th Dec 2008
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crapmemory

Vacuum cleaner

My Dyson has finally died! What vacuum cleaner would you recommend I buy? I have mainly carpeted floors & 2 cats. Many thanks
22:05 Thu 04th Dec 200822 answers, last by liviajames 05:18 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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~max~

Elvis and Max's Gang now taking applications....

Since I don't seem to fit ANY of the previous gang's rules... Here are ours! (And Elvis, feel free to add your own) 1/ Fat people are allowed 2/ Only funny people are allowed, but the level of...
02:39 Sat 06th Dec 200827 answers, last by ~max~ 03:28 Sat 06th Dec 2008

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