I think this is the latest/earliest I have been up.... Nevertheless; Good morning!!! Kisses to all (females only, in a non-lesbian way) Males, you get a firm hand shake :-) What are your plans for the...
Hi there I was really anxious last night and I took a 5mg diazepam tablet I keep them for emergencies maybe I have one once a fortnight. But this afternoon I have been having really disturbing...
Inspired by NoMercy. 1. My daughter is really unwell with tonsillitis 2. I worked today and I'm working tomorrow 3. My husband quit his job as he was offered a new one - they e-mailed him yesterday...
1. The sun is shining. 2. I finally start my new job on Tuesday. 3. It's the w/end and the beer garden beckons. 4. I am drinking tea and watching the birds eat their currants. 5. My mummy just sent me...
Am I missing something here? The world has seen Kate Middleton's breasts. So what. They are just a pair of tits - its not as though the photos are of her bottomless with legs akimbo. I can, a bit,...
It's Saturday! The sky is clear and the sun is lighting up the hilltop. There is a warm sunny day on it's way. I have friends coming for lunch, I think it may well be a barbie! Have a happy day...
DB (De Bortoli) Petit Sirah 14% A complex and full bodied red, with a rich bouquet of ripe plum and mocha, leading to flavours of blackberry, mocha and chocolate and just a hint of spice on the...
I am currently wearing a yellow and white striped t-shirt, a pair of white pyjama bottoms with a blue and black paw print design and a pair of spotty grey socks. Eat your heart out, Middleton, for I...
I recently spotted in my local Sainsbury's a jar of almond butter, and although it was far more expensive than peanut butter, I decided to lash out and give it a try, and it was very nice. But it set...
A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady 'Do you have a vagina?' She slams the door in...
Lately i have been getting severe cramp in the same calf every single night! It is so painful! I used to get it when heavily pregnant, but why am i getting it now? And why in the same spot?