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Dan Glebitts
my mate said he'd give me a tenner if i could pull someone and go on dates with 'em and stuff and then dump in a week and a half....i said yes for a laugh but he was really serious....should i do it?...
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*Zeus*
Sorry Mrs Ed, I was a little the worse for beer last nite. If I offended anyone, I am sincerely sorry. If you want to set up a sin bin and put me in there, then I can have no complaints. Anyway, as u...
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*Zeus*
What exactly is your problem. You come accross as a bit of a bi..tch. Why?
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*Zeus*
Thats all ive really got to say. Coz Im a chav and thick.
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*Zeus*
Which are better in bed ?
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~posy-jo~
my cousin is getting a tattoo done. we were just wondering how do we know if they are a good artist and not someone dodgy. what should we look for? thanx xXx
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nursecarla
just want to post this to say thanks for all the happy birthday messages, i wasnt expecting this in any shape or form you are all great :)) x x x x x x x x x x
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nursecarla
sorry to be predictable :op but that aaron hargreaves is lovely :) x and frank lampard mmm x
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Poglet
Off to bed now to watch ER. Nitey nite all :p zzzzz
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rugeleyboy
how much weight could you loose by having liposuction? i am about 2 stone overweight due to quitting smoking and i am to idle to exercise,could i go and have this operation and become slim again??...
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Big Al1st
Was watching the Beckam party last night and thought if a footballer, or anyone else for that matter, earned ?100,000 per week what, after Nat Insurance and Inc Tax, would their take home pay be. Also...
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Poglet
Why has Zeus gone and where and for how long and again, why? :( And where is Ruge?
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nursecarla
for example someone who is two faced are you good at seeing through them? x x
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nursecarla
bearing in mind its my birthday on Thursday what would be the ideal present that you could get ? :) x
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bobtheturkey
mrs harris from number 42 baked me a lovely apple tart today which she left on my doorstep, i cut a slice tonight to eat with my nightly cup of ovaltine in my roger ramjet mug while watching fred...
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/Dracula\
Is biting people dangerous. Or fun?
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pinksmartie
What do you think are the best and worst accents? Best for me would have to be Italian, Irish, Scottish and Cockney! oooo not forgetting Jordie ;) Worst being Dudley in the UK lol (no offence any of...
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flump1
Are indigestion and heartburn the same thing? I have just started getting sharp pain in the region of my diaphragm and I have tried a couple of branded indigestion relief tablets to no avail. Any...
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bobtheturkey
they are yellow and identical to the ones i seen hanging on mrs harris's line yesterday
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nobjob
A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher, and says he is sending a friendover to look at a horse. His buddy asks "How will I recognize him? Hereplies. "That's easy, he's a midget with a speech...

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