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Badgers are big fellas. Should be able to do most mammal things. But can badgers swim?
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2-fat-ladies
my eyes are dry
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Messalina
Ok,folks, after your reassurances about my mad cat playing chase, he has a new obsession - the kitchen tap. I can't prise him away from the sink half the time, he just sits staring at the tap. If he...
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Justincider
Well, who is this guy?
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padanarm
Sorry. Gotta have a rant. Just been out and seen another cellotaph. It's got fughing hanging baskets! For Funks Sake! Are there any drivers out there who want to be remembered by hanging baskets?...
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padanarm
How do I get a job as a continuity announcer? Seems like easy money.
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mrs_nordling
I've got a badge making machine, and badges with slogans on are always popular. Can anyone think of any funny, not too long slogans? No rude slogans needed, thank you, and examples of my current ones...
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Prudie
I have a robin that seems to be in my garden all year and is tame enough to take food from the windowsill. At certain times of the year it has a mate with it that is not so brave. What i want to know...
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Jemisa
My Entry to our Clubs Poem Contest. How do you think I will do? We're all waking up from our deep sleep, I've told the tulips and snowdrops to have a peek The Daffidils are glowing & waving at me,...
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windycity8
we went for a lovely drive in the countryside this weekend and saw lots of crops growing under reams and reams of clear plastic. what do the farmers do with this plastic after they have used it, do...
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hollytree
I have noticed a distinct absence of greenfinches during this very cold weather, and asking around my friends have noticed it too. Normally they are a good indication of cold weather when they come to...
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Teddy
mine is not waving but drowning by stevie smith , it is how i have felt for most of my life its brilliant
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shivvy
Can anyone translate what is being sung in the couple of lines that start at the 2.02 minute mark in this song please? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKxHu9YMNqk Thanks. PS - If there is a better...
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padanarm
Was reading an intriguing book on flatulence today. An interesting question came up, is it possible to burp and phart at the same time?
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Greedyfly
Over the last ten years or so my memory has become terrible, to the point where I forget my partner who I live with name. I go upstairs and forget why, I know alot of people have poor memory but mine...
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malana-3
My son had an accident, damaging his shoulder, and has been unable to work for 4 months. His firm do not pay during sickness so his only income is sick benefit. With no partner or dependants this...
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lizzie1950
Tom, our ginger cat is 16yrs old and has recently endured 3 enemas from our very kind and gentle vet!! We, like Tom are stuck, to know what to do to help him with his movements, as apart from that he...

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