Running out of gin we looked in supermarkets (all quite small here in Holland) they do not sell gin or whisky or vodka. We eventually found an off licence that had gin. It was quite strange, when he...
Part way through a trip the satnav changed language. It went from a female to a male speaking in a foreign language. It sounded like Dutch. When OH went to change it back it was registered in...
How can you tell that this ebay item is being sold by a man ... http://oi47.tinypic.com/2lnkbk0.jpg ... if you work it out PLEASE don't post the answer just yet ... let other people have a go d xx...
what is it with wives these days , i just asked mine for a cuppa when she has a minute, and she rhymed of a list of things she is doing , does she forget its been three hours since she made breafast,...
Have I missed something or has Chatterbank suddenly had babies called seasonal and weather?...or have I just not noticed before today...seems a bit unneccessary to me ...just wondered....;-)
This song came into my head last night. its from the 1950's. anyone remember it? Say what you will, school dinners make you ill. David Crockett died on shepherds pie. All school din dins come from pig...
went into my local supermarket, one of the big names, and saw 4 cans of an advertised apple alcoholic beverage, 440ml priced at £5.20, buy 2 for £8.50. So far so good I thought , however,...
To celebrate their success, let's suggest appropriate songs.
We are the Champions - Queen
Congratulations - Cliff Richard
Simply the Best - Tina Turner...
He tells the bank officer he is going to Australia on business for two weeks & needs to borrow £5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan,...
In April this year, EDF Energy launched its ‘Blue +Price Promise September 2013′ and the 'Blue +Price Promise April 2014' Tariffs, which guaranteed no price rises until September 2013 or...
To whoever is qualified to answer this please. I have been having blood tests and it appears I have Impaired Glucose Tolerance although my GP at first thought it might be Type 2 Diabetes. Looking on...
My son had a friend round. Friend told me his mum was in hospital with lung cancer. I was really shocked and really felt for him seeing as I lost my own mum to cancer. Son looked even more shocked and...