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sunny-dave

Why Do Women ...

... always got to the ladies in pairs ??

Georgiesmum

Tight With Money.

Do you know anyone who is very tight with their money, even though you know they can well afford to be otherwise?

Maydup

Former Norfolk Raf Airbase On Ebay!

Our local former airbase, RAF Neatishead is on sale on ebay for £2.5million! Just a publicity stunt or do you think there's a buyer out there on ebay?...

maggiebee

Was out with a friend for coffee today. Sitting at the next table were two women, one of whom was feeding a very tiny baby. I thought it was the baby's grandmother, but it turned out she is a foster...

Eve

Quandary

Was waiting behind guy day before yesterday to get a self serve machine coffee. Put my sugar in ready while he made his and he smiled friendly and went on his way after he was done. Yesterday I was...

adrianben

Son Of Ex Lord Chancellor Rips Off ............

Corrie Street dimwit women ! Wish I could meet women that stupid ! Here goes. If you own your own house and teeth please contact me on ........ !!!

sherrardk

Drinking Licence

Chatting today and apparently there is a huge fine if your driving licence is not up to date. I have just had a look and to apply for a photo card driving licence I must have my paper licence...

queenofmean

Good Afternoon

ABer's I hope you are all well and not caught up in this miserable wet weather

Psybbo

What Would You Do

if you won the lottery?

Bbbananas

Ee

My god Masood - get in there, she's beautiful. Any guesses what I'm on about?...

Tilly2

Talking Of January..............

as we are on another thread, are those of you who gave up alcohol looking forward to having a drink tomorrow?

Zacs-Master

If You Could Instill One Piece Of Advice In A Newborn Baby’S Mind,

what advice would you give?

sheribee

Witnessed A Ladies Death Today :(

Hi everyone, today has been a sad day! I was in my local council offices today, a lady sat near my husband and was waving at my baby, and he was waving back. Next thing, she appears to have some sort...

maggiebee

Sad Day

I'm so glad this day will soon be over. Brother-in-law died early this morning. This is the second brother-in-law to die in three weeks. Just had a phone call from my friend to say her mother-in-law...

parkie

Bernard Matthews?

A large woman is in a supermarket checking over the fresh chickens. She picks up one and sniffs it all over. Front side, top side, underneath it's wings, between it's legs, in fact not a square...

Caran

Michael Portillo

I couldn't believe what he was wearing in his railway programme today. His pink jacket, a green shirt and a turquoise v necked sweater. He must do this on purpose to get attention. I like the...

owdhamer

Owd

Owd is in hospital for 2 days

parkie

Drugs Advisory Service

I telephoned them today to ask about marijuana. A recorded voice told me to press the hash key....

tenrec

Creative Labels Needed ...

I am going to make my grandchildren a stuffed bear each. I would like to design and print a label that says something like "I am bla bla bear and will look after you. Please look after me". Can anyone...

ginvodka

You Mag Winners?

Morning all, was wondering has anybody on here won the "You" magazine crossword? It's a pity they don't publish the winners each week. You have to send a stamped addressed envelope to know who won!...

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