Fed up of doing everything for women , I have decided to make this the year of the man, I have told the wife and she has fallen into line after much grumbling , Men are therefore excluded for one...
For taking the pee out of my penis I am very hurt and maybe scarred for life now at your cruel and crude remarks I may never be the same person on here again now. I posted that picture in good taste...
What is it with women and kilts?They seem amazed by the fact that your nuts may be swinging free underneath a kilt and find it necessary to grab underneath a kilt .Now only last night as i chatted to...
I am starting my new diet tomorrow - I am twice the girl that I should be. I had a look at the fleabags and they are gaining weight, not yet fat but not as sleek as they once were. Well - Merlin is...
1. Have you got any Christmas chocolate left. 2. When are you taking down your tree. 3. I have a 8ft. inflatable santa outside, have you got a bigger one. 4. What are you next looking forward to in...
Should I or shouldn't I click on the link? I have read all your comments and although I am intrigued I don't think I really need to see what I suspect may be on view . I am of a rather delicate...
how IS everyone ??...hangovers receding and dodgy tummys settling down I hope. We don't want anything to upset the air of friendship and new beginnings on here.....
Morning everyone. Ooops.....Afternoon everyone!!!! So what resolutions did you make and has anyone broken one yet? Mine is to get healthy and thinner this year so no bacon sarnies for me today!
has any one managed a breakfast this morning or lunch im having a nice bacon sandwich which will last me till teatime wat have you all had to eat today xxxxxx
So come on, who on here has a hangover this morning???? and im not expecting this to be answered by anyone at this time of the morning! lol How bad is it? are you expecting to be out for the count for...
We havent but given I have been jammied all day I hope no-one does chap my door -lol I am currently listening to Neil Diamond cos I left my bleeding Proclaimers CD in the machine in Spain -grrr. Mind...
Am I a sceptical old cow or do other people on here find it strange that 'greenies' have bizarre problems and very loose morals? I always try my best to answer other peoples questions, yet sometimes...
May I be the first one in 2008 to say goodnight , I have seen 2007 out and 2008 in and have had wonderful company on here thankyou . Sleep well everyone , night night :-) xxx
And he wishes all you ladies the best But it seems that he has just win 2 botlies of bubbly+wine+a hamper for mrs slocomes pussy. God hes had a good day today what with being on the radio today...