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Noraq
perform menial tasks...like the good little woman I am perceived to be. Bye for now.
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McMouse
a quickie?
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pericat
A joke from 'come dine with me' - god Im scraping the bottom of the barrel but if you know my jokes you'll know why. Where do pirates shop ? Arrrrrrrrrgos !...
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Bobbisox
Did you or do you act differently in front of your parents? Do they still treat you as 'children'? I never swore in front of mine at all, I just would never contemplate this and I suppose I was still...
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cupid04
who rembers their first crush?
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Unsureme
Have I missed something? Where did the 07 Reg. Honda come from to tow the boat for "Bankrupt" Joe?
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Noraq
Look out, canines of conflict on the loose
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NoMercy
Are you doing anything special? Do you expect your partner to do something? Or do you just hate it?...
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lilsecret
spotted Stupid Cupid up in the corner?
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Captin Kirk
First there was rapper Ice-T on Mr & Mrs the other week ... now the Fun Loving Criminals on The Alan Titchmarsh Show ... what's the world coming to eh? .......
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slinky.kate
think its time i went for a shower and got dressed
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joggerjayne
Why do guys drink beer on a date? A study in Mopsy's Daily News has found that, on a date, a man is likely to drink beer ... rather than, say, water. Keeping up appearances: The study found that if a...
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john1066
Just been watching her on the 'box'...She makes me feel all unnecessary....Who makes you feel that way?
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docspock
this has become too Fluffing tedious. Bye bye from the Doc. Don't reply as I could not give s sh1te. Hope ypu continue to enjoy the mundane sh1te. 5.50 am... WMB hope the Fluffing barge sinks....
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caslass
Th sun is shining through my kitchen window. I have been to Tesco and bought Lurpak for £1, does life get any better than this. I bloody hope so.
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gina32
should she have gone?
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Lamtaf
I made it all up it did not happen I said it to try and fit in but I think I am just seen as a joke on this site. I have never even spoken to NoMercy. Even Mr Dorkelsnorkel says I am going mad. I...

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