A joke from 'come dine with me' - god Im scraping the bottom of the barrel but if you know my jokes you'll know why.
Where do pirates shop ?
Arrrrrrrrrgos !...
Did you or do you act differently in front of your parents? Do they still treat you as 'children'? I never swore in front of mine at all, I just would never contemplate this and I suppose I was still...
First there was rapper Ice-T on Mr & Mrs the other week ... now the Fun Loving Criminals on The Alan Titchmarsh Show ...
what's the world coming to eh? .......
Why do guys drink beer on a date? A study in Mopsy's Daily News has found that, on a date, a man is likely to drink beer ... rather than, say, water. Keeping up appearances: The study found that if a...
this has become too Fluffing tedious. Bye bye from the Doc. Don't reply as I could not give s sh1te. Hope ypu continue to enjoy the mundane sh1te. 5.50 am... WMB hope the Fluffing barge sinks....
I made it all up it did not happen I said it to try and fit in but I think I am just seen as a joke on this site. I have never even spoken to NoMercy. Even Mr Dorkelsnorkel says I am going mad. I...