Dave to Pub Barmaid : "Look - some prat has parked a Porsche on the double yellow lines outside - obviously they don't apply to people with very small d*cks" Barmaid to Dave : "That'll be my boyfriend...
I am going through a disciplinary process at work (I have posted about this under Jobs & Education and received a lot of support and advice) This all came about from a letter making a complaint about...
12A - voice (new) identifying Locke (4) I have ?L?O - alto ? why ? 16A - Byron wantred an organ returned from its maid (6) I have ???E?S 24A - Lady of the House of Temperance associated with mother in...
sometimes the thank you to a reply and mis-spelling the answerer's name tickles me. I know I've been called a few things:-) 'Ethandrum' really tickled me! or is that really the responder's name and...
My kindle which holds 100-plus books, mostly reference books that I need, has died - probably because I dropped it down the stairs yesterday. All the books were bought from Amazon so my question is if...
Thursday. Cloudy again this morning. Not looking too promising. Foxy was in and out like a whippet last night, I put his food out and two minutes later it was gone. I didn't see him he was so quick....
What kind of things have you put under the pillows for the kids? My hubby puts a tenner for the first tooth and then we put pound or two for each of the rest.
A guy knocked on my door today and asked if that was my car. I said yes. He then told me how lucky I was that it hadn't been broken in to as many car had overnight in my area. He went on to say the...
The scene is a car park . Owner 1 is returning to car to leave carpark, sees another car arriving and parking in the bay behind owner1's car. Owner 2 parks and gets a wheelchair out of boot. Owner 1...
Dear good AB'ers ( Bit of a bizarre question .. ) But , what are some of the 'worse tracks' on Now that's what I call Music up to about 2008 ? please - thanks good AB'ers GL.
was taking 400mg tramadol and 3600mg gabapentin daily from my gp, then after visit to specialist(local hospital) tried various different tablets which didn't work she put me back on tram& gaba but at...