Roy Rogers gets a brand new pair of cowboy boots. He leaves them on the porch of his ranch of his house. In the morning he discovers they've been gnawed by a mountain lion. Roy gets a rifle and his...
Two friends were in discussion about their sex lives..... First woman:- 'Do you ever look at your husband's face when you make love?' Second woman:- 'I did once but he looked really angry.' First...
...famously said: 'Gott ist tot'. Will we become as Gods? God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Yet his shadow still looms. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all...
every Tuesday I get'My Bus'the driver went on a roundabout so quickly I fell of (tossed of)the seat and was flat on my back on the aisle wedged in between the seats,zimmer nearly out the window and my...
Hi, I really need with a partnership online tax return for 2012 - 2013 please. Business started 24th March 2013 so only 2 weeks to submit for this particular tax return year, thought it would be easy...
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Went to collect an item I'd ordered online from Asda Direct. "Oh, you paid by paypal - well we'll need photo ID.! "Sorry don't have any photo ID." "You must have a driving licence or a passport." "No,...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2462617/At-FOUR-recycling-boxes-EVERY-home-new-EU-rules.html If this comes into force thanks once again to EU rules, why does it say "every household in...
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The salesman reported back to his boss after several weeks on the road and said, "All I got was two orders." "What were they? Anything good?" "Nope," the salesman replied. "They were 'Get out!' and...
You can have a pressie. Up to £100,000 One pressie. What would you like? You can't pay off you mortgage. You can't give it to good causes. There was £1m, and the other £900,000 has already been...
1) The importance of using clear and concise language 2) The additional significance and potential risks involved in committing a communication to a permanent record 3) The effects of style and tone...
On dear not doing so well today :- Alternatively, work a lot with new bunting (7) think it is o-t-l-- Small Pixie - essential but smug (4-9) Self - _ _ P _ R T Prisoner gets keys in lengthy routine...
Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday. On that special...
Which way do you stir your tea or coffee - clockwise or anticlockwise? And is it right or wrong either way? I can't see that it matters at all. But the reason I ask is because when I was a kid, about...