A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving, he says to the...
Joe was a successful lawyer, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his career and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred...
has anyone here had any of these? i'm just curious, but has anyone ever said you actually look 'young' or younger than your years? because it always seems to me that most people who have surgery etc...
What is your favourite comedy sketch / or bit from a comedy show . I want your number 1 - so dont come with this '' too hard to chose '' business . Your life depends on choosing your number 1 :-) To...
http://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2013/sep/18/david-attenborough-famine-population
Is it a waste of time sending food aid to third world countries when population growth is the problem?...
Can anyone help with these 1. Short for father and quick cut 2. Average or normal amount & cut with scissors 3. Sound or gesture expressing derision or dislike Don't think you can use same answer...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2424335/Mummified-corpse-boy-4-mother-s-bedroom-TWO-YEARS-starved-death.html It is reported that this person is to be charged with manslaughter, why is this not...
Going round in circles here! 9a - Decided in advance - 3, 3, 5 - thought it was "cut and dried" but doesn't fit in with 1d - Shopkeeper (answer seller) so 9a first word starts with "l" from seller....
I had some curtains that blocked out the light in my bedroom but they were so old I've had to dispose of them. I've replaced them with very light curtains that unfortunately let all the light in, and...
David Attenborough speaks out; http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/10316271/Sir-David-Attenborough-If-we-do-not-control-population-the-natural-world-will.html Isn't it high time the world...
My colleague is flying with our boss. They are going Business class. On the flight home, he has booked his wife in economy as there were no business left. he says that my colleague can go in economy,...
My daughter has just started up her own cake business, she is working from home. Does she need to open a business account at the bank or can she use a separate private account? She did go to the bank...
So I met this guy a 5 years ago and have been with him ever since, I do have a child that is not his and he does love her as his. There were many times at the beginning of our relationship that I...
Was so bored the other night I stumbled across The Price is Right whilst channel hopping. A lady won a exercise equipment and said to Bruce 'Oh my husband will love that'. Bruce looked her up and down...
Right, bit long winded. My youngest children get dressed in the same room (boy 9, girl 7, boy and girl 5) which I thought was ok (they are not street wise). Today youngest boy had speech therapy and...
A little while ago, I opened some cocktail cherries (I know, I know, a bit 1970s) to drop a couple in my drink. I ate one. And ... now I've almost scoffed the whole jar. :0/ I mean the contents of the...