Saturday. Too wet for walkies this morning. Heavy storms through the night resulting in two power cuts. The celestial pyrotechnics were entertaining though. One hit the ground about 300 yards away in...
How does a vase sit on a shelf? You see a drum. How does it sound-loud or soft? You see a door. Is it open or closed? You see a piece of paper. Is it on the desk or on the floor? You see two people-do...
Good morning everyone - Ooooo it's nippy here today, woolly sox to the fore and actually the cat sitting on my lap as I type is a wonderful little hot water bag... So long as I don't try to move !!...
So a blonde calls her boyfriend and tells him she bought a difficult puzzle with many pieces. "What's it supposed to look like?" he asked. "A rooster," she replied. When he gets home he rolls his eyes...
I probably shouldn't be posting this as there seems to have been a bit of bother....most of which I missed...but having been where you are you're on my mind....and life is hard for you just now. I'll...
The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been promising us." The grandmother was curious. "What trick is...
Courtesy of gordiescotland in the withdrawn thread. Prodantic is the art of spotting ships as proven in this pic: http://cdn2.shipspotting.com/photos/middle/3/5/8/1011853.jpg I am presuming that for...
I'm finding this quiz very difficult. So would really appreciate any help. The author does not give the number of letters in each answer. (7) Its clues seem up a tree. (9) This bear has a companion!...
The Met Office has issued a 'yellow heat warning' - so people are asking me "Should I take my shirt off to keep cool" I have produced a simple checklist to decide whether your shirt is discardable :...
My mum as type2 diabetes, after walking short distances her feet swell, would it help and be ok for her to soak her feet in cool water? Or could anyone recommend anything she could do to ease the...
Today Mrs sqad went to lunch with her badly dressed friend, who today was more appropriately dressed, and had a wonderful tale to tell. In that restaurant came two UK families, each one with mother,...