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Is It Snowing In Your Neck Of The Woods?

Just had two texts from relatives in Stoke to say they have heavy snow falling. I know it's November and we can expect snow. So, do you have snow?

Rondy

Some More Gems.

I got talked into buying a pre Cremation package today, the upside is if I die in a fire I get half the money back. ___ Someone has stolen a broken set of scales which I was hoping to fix.
They'll... ...

Rondy

Want Some More?

I've Just had a sage and onion enema.
It's knocked the stuffing out of me. ___ Cucumbers are really good for memory............
Someone stuck one up my mates *** 30 years ago and he still remembers... ...

Rondy

Yes There's More Too.

My local chef got caught embezzling, he was cooking the books. ___ One day I hope to lose so much weight that I win the Nobelly Prize! ___ So a big group of fawns, moose and elks got together and had... ...

SparklyKid

How True

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netherfield

How Much Do You Exaggerate?

Yesterday around 5.30 pm we had a fire engine go passed, the another, 2 ambulance, a fire pick up, a blue car with blue light, a paramedic car, and so it went on. A local hotel which has been... ...

ToraToraTora

Time To Close Most Of The Bank Branches?

My bank is offering a type of current account that I'd quite like to have so I need to convert my existing current account, right? OK so of course I can't do it on line I have to go to the branch!... ...

barry1010

Things I Don't Miss From The Good Old Days

Used teaspoons in a glass of water next to the sugar bowl on the counter of the cafe, for you to use and replace. Piles of fag ends in the gutter, dumped from car ashtrays.

barry1010

Happy Birthday Cash Machine

First one went into operation this day in 1967 and needed a six digit PIN. They were a godsend when banks had very restricted opening hours and you couldn't get cashback from the supermarket. I... ...

Rondy

A Few More

How long was I at the laryngitis clinic?
About three hours, roughly speaking. ___ Got a call from my GP today saying I've tested positive for Monkeypox and could I swing by the surgery. ___ Chatting... ...

naomi24

Favourite Sandwiches

A recent survey said .... 1, BLT 2. Chicken Salad 3. Tuna Mayo (equal third) 3. Fish Finger (equal third) 5. Cheese & Pickle 6. Egg & Cress 7. Coronation Chicken 8. Prawn Mayo 9. Smoked Salmon & Cream... ...

drmorgans

Horses Galloping Though Central London

One nearly collided with a cyclist, the other brushed a taxi. One person injured, not seriously I hope. The white horse was covered in... ...

Thisoldbird

Elbows On Table

I've just read one of those tik toc videos on Facebook..a little lad, possibly 2ish eating. Feeding himself, elbow on the table, slouched over the plate. The comments I found horrendous after... ...

bluefortress

Does Anyone Like Dark Chocolate?

Does anyone here prefer dark chocolate? Serious question.

barry1010

What Phrases Make You Want To Scream?

Or punch the speaker on the nose? My current rage trigger is 'give back'. I am doing this (voluntary work, joined the police/fire service/became a councillor....) because I want to give... ...

Tilly2

We Have Had To Euthanise Seven Dogs During The Last Thirty Five Years.

The seventh one was put to sleep yesterday. Do you know what...it doesn't get any easier.

nicebloke1

Name Any Item

Any item that you have, or have had in the past that you don't or didn't use very often. Mine, car foot pump.

mallyh

Did You Wear One

Just chatting with mr mally about our childhood and i remembered in winter i wore a liberty bodice with rubber buttons ,then lined up with my siblings and given a spoonful of cod liver oil and... ...

piggynose

Floods !!

Are any abers affected ?

Tilly2

Flood Warning/Alert

We're on flood alert here in Bedford. What's it like where you are?

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Is It Snowing In Your Neck Of The Woods?

Some More Gems.

Want Some More?

Yes There's More Too.

How True

How Much Do You Exaggerate?

Time To Close Most Of The Bank Branches?

Things I Don't Miss From The Good Old Days

Happy Birthday Cash Machine

A Few More

Favourite Sandwiches

Horses Galloping Though Central London

Elbows On Table

Does Anyone Like Dark Chocolate?

What Phrases Make You Want To Scream?

We Have Had To Euthanise Seven Dogs During The Last Thirty Five Years.

Name Any Item

Did You Wear One

Floods !!

Flood Warning/Alert

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