"Neither. It's for my armpits." Come on ... great punchlines ! We don't need the whole joke ... just the punchlines. Here's another one ... "Because they can't get the wrappers off." So ... ???
... that I read the other day (& from the horse's mouth, so to speak). Irish actor James Nesbit still sucks his thumb. What a brave thing to admit don't you think? (And it wasn't a tongue-in-cheek...
Hello, I am moving into a new flat. The building houses a bank on the ground floor, and the next four floors were previously offices, and have been reconverted into bedsits and 1-bedroom flats. My...
was watching a film on tv this afternoon with a lot of the f word being saaid and partial nudity watched a programme at 8.30 tonight and someone said sh!t and it was bleeped out, how come??
What does a white line with end markers painted on the road across the exit from someones drive indicate. Are these put in place by the council? Thanks
my parents are tell me that they have rights 2 my children even though they havent been in ther lives 4 5 months they then yestoday told me im not there daughter but still expect me to let them see my...
Panasonic has an advert on T.V. which illustrates the difference between 'ordinary signals' and those which are received on the firm's High Definition Television sets. I am able to appreciate from the...
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire did not "copy" any elements from Willy the Wizard and the Livid Land (published 10 yrs earlier) Willy the Wizard is about a wizard schoolboy who travels to wizard...
I've been awake since 7am, after a Bailiff came to the house looking for "Mr Butt". I told him I thought the name was made up and said we'd been living here for 3 years, so why didn't his company...
Im currently living in a 3 bedroom council house with my partner and our 4 kids, my youngest is ready to go into his own room but the problem s that there's no where to put him, the oldest has his own...
We rented out our house and the tenants were unable to meet their financial commitments to us. We have got them out of the house but are now getting lots of phone calls from debt agencies concerning...
I have a Toshiba TV that has freeview with it., but today I cant get the digital programmes. It was OK yesterday. When I turned it on the screen was simply a blank with all different tiny colours on...