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Airplane Food - Flying Out Of Glasgow

True Story - Airborne approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening flight from Glasgow, the lead flight attendant for the cabin crew nervously made the following painful announcement... "Ladies...
14:50 Sun 16th Aug 20153 answers, last by marval 15:04 Sun 16th Aug 2015
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A Great Aussie Story

An Indian, a Maori, a Muslim and an Australian were walking along an Australian beach when the Maori stumbled over a bottle in the sand. He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and ............
10:16 Mon 22nd Dec 20143 answers, last by tonyav 21:25 Mon 22nd Dec 2014
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The Rabbi Is Leaving

The Rabbi is Leaving At the regular Shabbat morning service, the rabbi announced that he was planning to leave for a larger congregation that would pay him more. There is a hush within the...
10:11 Mon 22nd Dec 20143 answers, last by murraymints 05:31 Wed 24th Dec 2014
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Japanese Sex Argument

A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex: Husband: "Sukitaki. mojitaka!" Wife replies: "Kowanini! mowi janakpa!" Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi...
17:04 Sun 21st Dec 20145 answers, last by cupid04 21:01 Fri 26th Dec 2014
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Lady In Harrods...

A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts. Very embarrassed, she...
18:53 Thu 18th Dec 20144 answers, last by cupid04 01:56 Fri 19th Dec 2014
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Joke...

A man walks into a crowded bar with a loaded gun and shouts "who's been f****** my wife?" - voice in the back shouts " You don't have enough bullets"........
20:11 Mon 30th Jun 20144 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 23:12 Tue 01st Jul 2014
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Yeah Dick

"Hi, I'm Jane" she said. "I'm Christopher," he replied "but everyone calls me Dick for short". "How do you get Dick from Christopher?" she asked. "You just ask nicely" he replied....
21:16 Fri 29th Nov 20134 answers, last by Chipchopper 22:06 Sat 30th Nov 2013
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Advice Needed, Etc.

The last part of my query vanished,......... I can view the movies just fine on my laptop with windows 8.
08:28 Sat 19th Oct 20134 answers, last by qcumba 08:40 Sat 19th Oct 2013
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Advice Needed. Avi Movies On A Samsung 10.1 Tableta

Hi, I have a Samsung 10.1 tablet and I am trying to view videos(movies) recorded on a mini camera, these are in AVI format, when trying to view them I get audio only, no video, what do I need to do to...
08:26 Sat 19th Oct 20131 answer, last by boxtops 08:29 Sat 19th Oct 2013
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Wasp Nest..

My neighbors house is virtually on my property, it is in fact the property boundary. Problem is a large colony of wasps have made a nest in his house, between the ceiling and roof, they enter and...
18:07 Fri 16th Aug 20133 answers, last by Psybbo 19:07 Fri 16th Aug 2013

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