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steg

the first man

The first man, Adam, was relaxing in the Garden of Eden when God said, "Adam, how would you like someone to prepare your meals, clean your house and wash your clothes, someone that loves and adores...
16:32 Tue 08th Nov 20053 answers, last by rampart 16:57 Tue 08th Nov 2005
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Goodsoulette

Boobs/boobjobs?, how do you like them to look?

Not just a question for men, I am currently breastfeeding my second child we are planning to have a third. At the moment when not so full they are a round an e cup brimming up to probably a ff after a...
23:28 Mon 07th Nov 200517 answers, last by kick3m0n 15:03 Fri 11th Nov 2005
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emsey

How do you know if God is a pirate?

He built an ARRRk
14:46 Tue 08th Nov 20051 answer, last by rampart 15:05 Tue 08th Nov 2005
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emsey

More pirate jokes

1) Did you hear about the pirates who raided a ship and even took the bath? They wanted to make a clean getaway. 2) Why do pirates always carry a bar of soap? So, if they're shipwrecked, they can wash...
15:02 Tue 08th Nov 20053 answers, last by emsey 15:16 Tue 08th Nov 2005
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Cockney_si

Am I reading too much into this?

After giving my girly time on her own I texted her to say hi and she texted back and said she misses me and her going out drinking wth my mate.Maybe she's taking it slow as I did leave her in a bit of...
14:50 Tue 08th Nov 20055 answers, last by Cockney_si 15:35 Wed 09th Nov 2005
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purpose

Time between dying and funeral

A relative of mine passed away this evening and i was wondering if anyone knew when the likely time (day) for the funeral (C of E i think) would be. I have never been to a funeral so know nothing...
22:01 Mon 07th Nov 20058 answers, last by rampart 14:56 Tue 08th Nov 2005
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ingram

should i tell my sis

I'v heard from reliable source that my nephew is on heroine and from the look of him it may be right. He is thin very pale and dark under the eye's.He is 23 and does not live at home. i am worried...
11:36 Tue 08th Nov 20058 answers, last by Gnisy 06:49 Sat 12th Nov 2005
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B00

lol @ ad over there >

Chastity & Purity rings. Rings to help them say "I dont" before they say "I do"........... Whatta load of twaddle!
21:54 Mon 07th Nov 200510 answers, last by rampart 23:25 Mon 07th Nov 2005
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goodsmeister

Right thats it!!

Did I or did I not ask you if you were ok?Eh eh! If I dont get an answer within the next five minutes I'm gonna do sommat we'll all regret ok! And im not joking, im armed and dangerous!
20:38 Mon 07th Nov 200539 answers, last by {Dakota} 21:03 Mon 07th Nov 2005
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chazza

wooden or paper flowers

Apart from ebay, where could i get some fake flowers that aren't cheap looking? I was thinking of wood or paper flowers as they would suit the look i'm going for!
15:42 Mon 07th Nov 20053 answers, last by ballistic 10:18 Thu 10th Nov 2005
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chazza

scars

I've heard of stuff you get to put on your skin to reduce the appearance of scars - does anyone know what it's called and does it work?
15:54 Mon 07th Nov 200510 answers, last by WendyS 11:56 Tue 08th Nov 2005
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GavC

How many members that are "regulars" I have spoken to!!

Champs, dakota, bel, ned, B00, buttons, mycatis, thebigchill, lore, pixi, estie, whiffey, aliflump, justineo, THECORBYLOON, maximo, madison, snappy, quibbmedusa, ineedahobby, rabet, rampart,...
17:28 Mon 07th Nov 200529 answers, last by GavC 18:17 Mon 07th Nov 2005
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princessleah

workplace romance

iam having a bit of a problem, i have this bloke at work that really fancies me but hes old enough to be my dad, he tries everything he can to talk to me and makes excuses to come and see me in my...
15:12 Mon 07th Nov 200510 answers, last by irisred 20:22 Mon 07th Nov 2005
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GavC

What's so funny

I'm glad you all find it funny to make fun of rabbit shaped plausure toys. I have been stupid and nasty but talking about a defencless little battery operated bunny is just hideous!
15:07 Mon 07th Nov 200512 answers, last by GavC 15:38 Mon 07th Nov 2005
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littlemissx

one woman men... any out there??

do they actually exist??? i split from my bloke about 2 weeks ago but he still calls me etc to see how i am which i dont mind cos we said we would stay friends but i was out saturday night only to see...
10:13 Mon 07th Nov 200516 answers, last by Welshcelt 06:21 Sat 19th Nov 2005
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Ace_Bridger

Worrying About Worrying.

I have heard that worrying about things can cause stress related illness. Should I be concerned by this? Ace
21:57 Fri 04th Nov 20054 answers, last by maggie01 20:54 Sat 05th Nov 2005
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xrebeccax

turkeys and christmas

what do turkeys who survive christmas have for dinner on christmas day?
16:33 Fri 04th Nov 20057 answers, last by ilovetaz 20:37 Sun 06th Nov 2005
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Slooow_Jo

Sooo whose happy now ?

If your not, please dont enter...I've had enough bad stuff today thanks x
20:15 Fri 04th Nov 20059 answers, last by Rubyrose 20:26 Fri 04th Nov 2005
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johntheplamf

estieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Do me a favour, Oh love of my life(Shhh bel, i'm just buttering her up), could you kindly post that link again for me, pretty please????
19:29 Fri 04th Nov 200510 answers, last by johntheplamf 08:05 Sat 05th Nov 2005
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Champagne

bel

I've just seen your answer in Frogger. HAHAHAHAHAHA!! I nearly spat my coffee out!! Nipple twists whilst french kissing Davey Blunkett. Mmmmmm...Hahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!
17:50 Fri 04th Nov 20054 answers, last by rampart 19:25 Fri 04th Nov 2005

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