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As it happens I forgot to mention yesterday that Mrs retro shares her birthday with you!!!! Oooops. Nearly dropped a big clanger myself . :-)
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An Arab had spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It got so bad that his camel died of thirst. He crawled through the sands, certain that he was breathing his last...
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Are you feeling OK today You seem to be copying a post from another ABer on the same thread.? I count 4 different OPs. :-)
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https://uk.news.yahoo.com/dad-toddler-parade-isis-flags-085025687.html#JRHuRlw Either the Met are getting soft or they are too politically constrained nowadays. In light of recent events in Tunisia...
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Haven't heard from him for a while.Hope he hasn't joined the transgressors. I quite liked some of his posts.Any one know if he is active still ?...
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I bought a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said: "Remove cap and push up bottom." It hurts to walk, but whenever I pass wind, the room smells lovely....
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A Sparky [electrician?] dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself at the Pearly Gates. A brass band is playing, the angels are singing a beautiful hymn, there is a huge crowd...
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A school teacher asked her students to make a sentence containing the expression "I presume". One little girl held up her hand and said: "Yesterday my mother hand washed the dinner dishes and I...
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Hi all from boiling Malta.Just finished X word :-)
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4d. A coarse person (colloq) (4) ???? Danny. If you don't get the answer to this you are not a true Yorkshire man! :-)...
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Have just sent you the Cajun Prawn Gumbo recipe. xx
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Engineers #1 Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike? The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday,...
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And God Looked Down.... Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors...
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THE END IS NEAR Sean is the vicar of a Protestant parish in Southern Ireland, and Patrick is the priest at the Roman Catholic Church across the road. One day they are seen together, erecting a sign...
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Dolly Parton and the Queen end up at the Pearly Gates on the same day. They are both met with an Angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven. The Angel said 'Unfortunately, there's only one...
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Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's Bar.when Paddy Murphy loses £500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the...
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An Italian husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, says she'll see...
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I have been puzzling over this one clue all morning.Please put me out of my misery in the nicest way :-). Clean (wood) (6). I have P?L?O? Thank you in anticipation....
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If you love dogs as I do this is great to watch.

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