A group of soldiers are preparing for an attack from the enemy, when a private walks up to the captain and says "Captain, I've lost my rifle! What do I do?" The captain thinks for a moment, then grabs...
Great Loss or Tragedy? Donald Trump visited a elementary school to talk to a group of 3rd graders. He said to them, "Today we are going to discuss the difference between a tragedy, a great loss and an...
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Could someone parse this clue and answer please. It's from todays Metro.
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The answer is sly but I cannot see why. Help appreciated.Thank you....
"'Come out of Hibernation.Enjoy your new freedom.Go down the pub .Enjoy yourself." " ! expect the public will use their common sense !!!!" Some hope Boris. I would forgive the rescue services to walk...
I frind this unbelievable that the Portugese and German police did not get alarm bells ringing and liaise with each other over the McCann disappearance. How many times does a child molester be...
We have just finished our evening crossword from today's Metro. Although I got one of the answers correct I can't parse it. The clue was 4d. Ruth could be 14 (7) The answer to 14 is General. I have...
Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing. He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours. The weatherman assured him that there...
2500 years ago a slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee (pronounced Get-offa'-me) was attending a great athletic festival in Greece. This festival had no name. In those days the athletes...
For those who are unaware it is Armed Forces Day tomorrow. For those who don't care it might be worth mentioning that they have been on the frontline also during this virus and have supplied...
Two Aussies were out hunting in the outback and came across a huge hole in the ground. They approached it and were amazed at its size The first said, "Wow, that's some hole. I can't even see the...
Grandpa's rollout A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital. "How are you, Grandpa?" he asks. "Feeling fine," says the old man. "What's the food like?" "Wonderful menus. These...
Get out the Maccy D Drive thru. I think this 'cop' is overdue for re-assignment. School Crossing Patrol perhaps. https://metro.co.uk/2020/06/18/moment-cop-breaks-tears-mcdonalds-mcmuffin-12871817/...
Obviously no death penalty in that particular state. :-(
https://metro.co.uk/2016/10/02/teenager-killed-wwii-veteran-91-by-setting-him-on-fire-6166614/...