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BOOM (part 2)

Speaking from the shed in the West Midlands where he currently resides, Al Qaeda chief executive Osama bin Laden explained, "We sympathise with our workers' concerns but Al Qaeda is simply not in...
21:26 Mon 07th Dec 20095 answers, last by dustypuss 21:45 Mon 07th Dec 2009
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richardjhoop

this one's even worse poodi

A 13 year old girl sits on Santa's knee. Santa says 'What would you like for Christmas?' The girl says 'I want some hair round my f***y' Santa says 'Would a white beard be OK?'...
20:40 Mon 07th Dec 200931 answers, last by Mr_Clean 21:24 Mon 07th Dec 2009
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richardjhoop

opinion poll

If a woman is uncomfortable watching you m@*****ate, do you think: A. You need more time Together B. She's a prude C. She should have sat somewhere else on the bus....
20:47 Mon 07th Dec 20094 answers, last by suzie1 20:57 Mon 07th Dec 2009
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marval

Should have quit

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him...
20:05 Fri 04th Dec 20095 answers, last by richardjhoop 19:52 Sat 05th Dec 2009
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richardjhoop

Only a man can make you feel like a woman

A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning. One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the...
19:25 Sat 05th Dec 20093 answers, last by richardjhoop 19:35 Sat 05th Dec 2009
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richardjhoop

Hot Australian Blonde

An Afghani, a Tamil, and a hot gorgeous blonde girl are in the same bar in a town in Australia. When the Afghan finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the...
18:50 Sat 05th Dec 20092 answers, last by richardjhoop 18:56 Sat 05th Dec 2009
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richardjhoop

onions and christmas trees

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of Boobs: In her 20's, a woman's...
18:48 Sat 05th Dec 20094 answers, last by coccinelle 19:02 Sat 05th Dec 2009
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Bobbisox

What would we do without 'em eh ?

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.' The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...' --------------------------------------------- -- 'It's just too...
19:14 Wed 02nd Dec 20093 answers, last by richardjhoop 18:26 Fri 04th Dec 2009
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richardjhoop

Poor Bob

Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip...
19:27 Sat 21st Nov 20092 answers, last by marval 00:30 Sun 22nd Nov 2009
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richardjhoop

The Wongs

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a WHITE baby boy. 'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new...
19:14 Sat 21st Nov 20094 answers, last by _no_knowledge 19:22 Sat 21st Nov 2009
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darren197373

My uncle Kenny was a sh1t ventriloquist...

He used to sit me on his knee put his fingers up my @rse and tell me not to say anything....!
18:33 Thu 05th Nov 20097 answers, last by richardjhoop 13:28 Sat 07th Nov 2009
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Barbie and Ken

A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a Barbie. At the store, the daughter asks the lady working at the store if Barbie comes with Ken. She replies, "Oh no, Barbie only...
10:09 Mon 02nd Nov 20092 answers, last by richardjhoop 10:22 Mon 02nd Nov 2009
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marval

For goodness sake

Two old ladies were chatting one day. They were talking about this and that and the subject finally got around to sex. The first old lady said she enjoyed sex now just as much as ever. The second old...
17:31 Thu 29th Oct 20092 answers, last by marval 21:18 Thu 29th Oct 2009
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marval

Votes short

Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. "Betty, I was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me?" "Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want...
19:04 Tue 13th Oct 20096 answers, last by marval 15:54 Thu 15th Oct 2009
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ELVIS68

Old MacDonald.......................

Old MacDonald had Tourettes, E - I -E - I - F**k...
22:24 Tue 13th Oct 20091 answer, last by richardjhoop 20:12 Wed 14th Oct 2009
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HillyHugger

NHS TODAY

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello." "Mrs. Sanders, please." "Speaking" "Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at the Hospital . When your...
15:55 Mon 07th Sep 20091 answer, last by richardjhoop 21:49 Mon 07th Sep 2009
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richardjhoop

more nursery rhymes

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, her knickers all tattered and torn. But it wasn't the spider that sat down beside her but Little Boy Blue with his horn. Jack & Jill went up the hill to fetch a...
19:23 Wed 19th Aug 20098 answers, last by pjgriffo 22:58 Mon 07th Sep 2009
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we8scousers

prince charles

prince charles is driving through sandringham in is land rover when he runs over one of the queens corgis. panicking, he decides to bury the poor dog so the queen wont find out what he has done. while...
13:30 Wed 17th Jun 20093 answers, last by DanDaDemon 17:17 Wed 17th Jun 2009
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richardjhoop

occupational hazards

Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, "Knicker Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies" knickers and...
16:39 Wed 10th Jun 20093 answers, last by marval 17:48 Wed 10th Jun 2009
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Manhunters

Two girlfriends are chatting. "Have you heard about the new husband shopping centre in town?" one asks."It's a four-floor building where women can go to choose a husband from hundreds of eligible men....
12:22 Tue 05th May 20094 answers, last by richardjhoop 22:04 Tue 05th May 2009

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