just been emailed this, allegedly true i love the last bit about her thighs The 1st part is a girl's apology email for cheating. 2nd is his hilarious reply which was forwarded to HIS entire address...
I'm feeling sad today as I found my pet bunny dead in the conservatory last night, she'd died of old age I think (hope). She was a real character and good company (she roamed free in the garden and...
Young British chap crawling exhausted in the desert comes across a native caravan he waves and stops them. The caravan consists of 2 local tribesmen and their worldly goods. The 2 natives take him in...
my mate from years ago . he committed suicide. a hose in the car. all over . easily. so. is suicide a bad thing? or isnt it an easy stepo to take? isnt it better than s long slow painful death ? well...
I feel really dirty.I used to be so innocent.What can I do? Before I came to Uni I used to be so innocent.I'd never kissed and was a little over -protected angel.However since coming to uni (and...
About 3 years ago I think someone said it was Curbs while he was at Charlton before it went pear-shaped, but I don't know if that's still the case. I suppose Wenger wouldn't be far off?
can anyone answer this one .Twelve years ago your on holiday with your wife ,you meet an interesting couple you get along with.......she just happens to be extremely god looking,the guy seems to live...
I am 20 years old and me and my girlfriend have been together for nearly a year. The relationship has been fantastic and i found myself every day counting my lucky stars i found her. Recently she...
ok this is an easy question for you . i heard it on the radio earlier. works for guys or women. guys how many married women have you slept with? and women how many married men have you slept with? you...
Two OAP's having oral sex. He says, 'I can't stay down there, it stinks.'
She says, 'It's my arthritis.'
'What in your f*nny?'
'No in my arm, I can't wipe my a*se.'
An out of work pianist with Turrets Syndrome is strolling around the streets and bars of Soho one unemployed afternoon. Walking down Dean Street he sees a lounge bar with a sign in the window 'Pianist...
am i back? am i allowed? did anybody report me? did anybody miss me? does anybody care?........... i do when i"m on computer on and off all day and then........ nothing! even all posts vanished??
I'm such a clutz, yesterday I banged into the edge of the draining trying making it topple over with all my plates and bowls in and smash all over my kitchen floor. I am always smashing things and the...
I have just received some boxes to fill with goodies for our troops in Afghanistan for Christmas and they haven't put a list in, has any one else sent one, if so what did you put in ?
3 kids in class, the teacher asks Amy , 'what do cows say?' Amy replies 'Moo' Teacher asks Tom 'what do sheep say?' Tom replies, ' baa' Teacher then asks Leroy, 'what do pigs say?' 'Freezer ******,...
Inspired by a recent question of Dangerous Driving. My father is going to be done for dangerous driving. He hit two cars, injured two people and wrecked a barrier. He is saying its not his fault and...
reading through a lot of posts on here. and there seems to be a highnumber of folk telling of their infidelities. recently dopeybint talking about seeing a married guy. add to that the countless other...
