We have to all pitch in and you may only post once. You can write a couple of lines and no-one may write 'The End'. I will go first then: Once upon a time there was a little village full of people...
I've got an audition for the musical "honk" tomorrow. I'm up against 2 of my friends for the main part. Looking forward to it too. How are other ppl this evenin?
Found a real live bat (stunned but still breathing) sleeping in my window at work, it was upside down zzzin it on the toe of my NINE WEST knee high black suede wedge boot, cheeky ******. Rang...
A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't...