Good morning everyone - lovely day here for the start of a long weekend and hopefully it will last till Monday, but I wouldn't get my hopes up!! What with football finals and school holidays the roads...
Nurse was eating Tayto potato crisps. And was sucking the salt from her fingers then proceeded to draw blood from my arm which I am sure to this day was "salty". I shoulda reported her but have left...
What, in your opinion, is the best biscuit in the universe? For an everyday biscuit, for texture and dunkability, you just can't beat a Jammie Dodger. However, for all-round awesomeness, I'm simply...
The road was closed so we had a long diversion. When we got there half the car park was taped off with all sorts on the floor. Then we realised. There is a large empty carpet warehouse next door. It...
Two Thai girls asked me if I wanted to sleep with them both. They said it’d be like winning the lottery.
They were right – we had six matching balls....
I predict that the UK will, against public opinion, give the EU about s much money as they are asking for. Which is about €100billion. They will do it by stealth. 20 billion for access to the single...
Good morning everyone - well after the hottest night we've had in a long time, Mr S is outside chasing the lawnmower again, while the dogs and I are lazing around and saying 'what the heck was that'...
Just for fun. I got a nerdy 35/35 and most people should get very close to that. Tip. No 19 is probably the one that will catch you out. I hovered over the wrong answer until I remembered who it was....