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A kiss to die for

A tough looking group of bikers were out riding when they saw a woman about to jump off a bridge... so they stopped and parked their Harleys. Their leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says,...
16:54 Wed 09th May 20128 answers, last by flump1 19:33 Thu 10th May 2012
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frightening

A bloke is watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and suddenly yells "Don't go in there'' ''don't enter that church, you idiot !!'' His wife asks him ''What are you watching ?''...
20:23 Wed 02nd May 20124 answers, last by sibton 14:16 Thu 03rd May 2012
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OH!!!

I said to my trainer at the local gym, ''Which machine can I use to impress that good looking blonde over there '' He looked at me and said '' Try the cash machine outside fatty '' : (
20:05 Wed 02nd May 20122 answers, last by shooty 20:16 Wed 02nd May 2012
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JUST LISTEN : )

SEX at its finest : )
01:28 Sat 14th Apr 20122 answers, last by tenrec 21:00 Tue 22nd May 2012
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Daily Mail Prize Crossword 14212 Thursday April 12th 2012

Can someone parse please. 18a Subdue that French fellow in the centre (5) Answer is Quell (subdue)...
15:24 Thu 12th Apr 20125 answers, last by shooty 15:31 Thu 12th Apr 2012
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I'm Feeling Run-down (CERT 18)

Well, I've had the sh!ts for over a week now !!! Not to worry, they go back to school on Monday. : )...
09:22 Thu 12th Apr 20128 answers, last by shooty 22:09 Thu 12th Apr 2012
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Name Change

Is it possible to change my user name on answerbank. I don't want to deceive people or shut my account down. I just want to have a username rather than my real name. I like GRASSHOPPER (the student)....
21:42 Sun 08th Apr 201223 answers, last by shooty 22:45 Sun 08th Apr 2012
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just want to say

A message to all you old buggers. Teach me well, because i will be your only legacy on here when your gone. ; p I'm proud to have aquired knowledge from you great people. OATH !!! : ) PLEASE KEEP IT...
01:33 Sun 08th Apr 20123 answers, last by shooty 01:41 Sun 08th Apr 2012
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ANGRYBANK

Because people don't like it when you supply an answer they couldn't think of !!
23:51 Sat 31st Mar 201223 answers, last by shooty 00:56 Sun 01st Apr 2012
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marriage

An old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted...
17:23 Sat 31st Mar 20127 answers, last by marval 15:39 Sun 01st Apr 2012
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its long, but worth it : )

A sharing of marriage... An old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife....
17:18 Sat 31st Mar 20124 answers, last by Nini74 20:46 Mon 02nd Apr 2012
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failed the DM today and now failed on another : (

Ground that is right to be less refined (8) E_R_H_E_ Can only assume it begins with earth ? I'm having a nightmare today : (...
22:55 Fri 30th Mar 20126 answers, last by shooty 23:04 Fri 30th Mar 2012
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COME BACK SOUXIE

WE MISS YOU!! : )
20:57 Thu 29th Mar 20124 answers, last by shooty 23:59 Fri 30th Mar 2012
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Daily Mail Prize Crossword 14196 Wednesday March 21st 2012

I have found a few in today's Mail a little obscure. Four to parse please. 15a 'Relic' shows priest in clothes denoting his faith. (5,8) Answer is 'Roman Catholic'. 11d Female worried about cheese (4)...
18:03 Wed 21st Mar 201215 answers, last by shooty 18:44 Wed 21st Mar 2012
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Please explain

25ac Chat in bed? It'll work with 17 maybe, with no resistance (6,4) Answer is (pillow talk) I do not understand 'with no resistance' 17ac is Alp can someone parse this clue for me please....
18:07 Mon 19th Mar 20125 answers, last by shooty 18:11 Mon 19th Mar 2012
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The Last 10 pence.

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy three 10p coins to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going blue in the face.... The...
13:45 Fri 16th Mar 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:09 Fri 16th Mar 2012
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For funks sake and Fosters

What other synonyms has the ED included ?
12:50 Fri 16th Mar 201223 answers, last by sunny-dave 13:22 Fri 16th Mar 2012
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Oral questioning

100 men surveyed, were asked why they like fellatio. 1 % liked warmth. 2 % liked sensation. 3 % liked eroticism. 94 % just liked the peace and quiet. : )...
23:05 Thu 15th Mar 20123 answers, last by RATTER15 23:30 Thu 15th Mar 2012
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Childhood ambitions

When I told everyone at school I was gonna be a comedian when i grow up, they all laughed at me . . . . Well, there not laughin now!! : )...
17:58 Mon 12th Mar 20121 answer, last by T&S 18:00 Mon 12th Mar 2012
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Eating etiquette

I think eating chicken fried rice with two forks would be so much easier....... must be equal to 8 chopsticks. ?
22:19 Fri 09th Mar 201222 answers, last by shooty 18:36 Sat 10th Mar 2012

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