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redhelen

This is not good enough!!

Where is the good morning thread? As our regular Good Morning threads appear to be having a lie in may I say - Good Morning, good morning it such a grand new day!...
06:04 Sat 15th Jan 201118 answers, last by Count-A-Strong 13:56 Sat 15th Jan 2011
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SIRandyraven

Poor men of Europe

On a trip to Europe at the moment. Speaking with some Swiss and French collegues. One of them is 51 and about to be made redundant. Was feeling sorry for him, until he told me that he will get a very...
17:25 Fri 14th Jan 20113 answers, last by SIRandyraven 21:03 Fri 14th Jan 2011
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thebarron

Women

Why do women spend so long in the bathroom.
19:22 Wed 12th Jan 201129 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:40 Wed 12th Jan 2011
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divegirl

Who is she?

Where have I seen the young Indian girl who is playing a police woman in Corrie before? Lisa x...
19:46 Mon 03rd Jan 20118 answers, last by Steve.5 21:26 Mon 03rd Jan 2011
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anotheoldgit

Is he too old?

http://tinyurl.com/38gnee9 Elton John and his partner have become parents, with the birth (by a surrogate mother) of a baby boy. Last year in the Ukraine, they were turned down from adopting because...
13:37 Tue 28th Dec 2010157 answers, last by sp1814 11:52 Thu 30th Dec 2010
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SIRandyraven

Sir Elton becomes a dad.

Is just me or does anyone else feel uneasy about this ?
17:28 Tue 28th Dec 201036 answers, last by TTG 09:49 Wed 29th Dec 2010
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SIRandyraven

Christmas Music

You hear the same old Christmas songs every year ...over and over again. How much money do these artists make per radio play ? Chap from mud was on radio today and said he does make so much money from...
19:32 Tue 21st Dec 201015 answers, last by Buenchico 00:44 Wed 22nd Dec 2010
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AB Editor

Christmas Eve

I am, as always, looking forward to visiting a local pub on Christmas eve where a great deal of my friends who I have not seen for some time will congregate. We'll then proceed to have one quiet one (although I am informed the ones afterwards are not quite as quiet). I wondered what your traditions were for Christmas Eve...
15:59 Tue 21st Dec 201051 answers, last by maggie21 08:10 Wed 22nd Dec 2010
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oranger

Raving Loony

I had to go to a funeral this morning, while i was out my good wife tells a gentleman knocked at the door and asked her for a nomination for the Raving Loony party in the up coming by-election. Has...
15:11 Mon 20th Dec 20102 answers, last by MarkRae 15:36 Mon 20th Dec 2010
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B00

Apparently i'm evil.

My co op, where I work got done over last night. I popped into work at lunchtime to get a few bits, and recieved the gobsmacking gossip that we'd been robbed last night. As the two lads were locking...
13:49 Mon 20th Dec 201058 answers, last by harpindersing 15:25 Mon 20th Dec 2010
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joggerjayne

Best Christmas Card

I have a card for a pal with a "1950's" picture of a woman dabbing her face. The caption is ... "Julie hadn't realised how full Santa's sack had been" Well, I LOL'd....
17:13 Sun 19th Dec 201012 answers, last by joggerjayne 18:25 Sun 19th Dec 2010
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McMouse

Supermarket Scam alert!!!

Please note that whilst shopping at the local supermarket you may be approached by two busty 18 to 20 year olds who will offer to help you put your shopping in the back of your car. As payment they...
14:45 Fri 17th Dec 201017 answers, last by whiskeryron 15:38 Sat 18th Dec 2010
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jd_1984

Famous Autographs

That picture of the boy with the moobs getting an autograph made me think - who has the most famous autograph in their possession? Mine is from Peter Kay (bit crap) However, a friend has a framed...
17:46 Tue 14th Dec 201044 answers, last by slinkycat 00:36 Wed 15th Dec 2010
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TWR

What!!!

If you could turn back the clock what would you do?
22:14 Fri 10th Dec 201039 answers, last by koode 10:03 Sat 11th Dec 2010
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Khandro

Attack on the royal car

David Cameron says those who hijacked the demonstration and perpetrated acts of violence must be brought to justice, but has anyone heard that any arrests were made at this incident?
18:01 Fri 10th Dec 201031 answers, last by DrFilth 22:32 Fri 10th Dec 2010
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stewey

What time

...do the Saturday night fights start please?
20:17 Sat 04th Dec 201020 answers, last by a343743b 21:02 Sat 04th Dec 2010
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SIRandyraven

Feel the heat

My Christmas present is now installed .... Bit smelly however while it cooks in. But new smell starting to go ... http://www.flickr.com...67360@N03/5231270611/...
16:05 Sat 04th Dec 201015 answers, last by SIRandyraven 19:08 Sat 04th Dec 2010
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GESSHOOZBAK

WELL WELL WELL

My heart goes out to Man-On-The-Top-Of-The-Clapham-Omnibus,who really is homeless after his wife threw him out and moved in a waiter from tenerife,you can usually see him at traffic lights cleaning...
14:10 Sat 04th Dec 20102 answers, last by SIRandyraven 15:55 Sat 04th Dec 2010
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GESSHOOZBAK

DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT ME?

I live in a black painted damp noisy room above the off licence and a brothel witch is in a junkie and criminal infested alley... I have no friends as i trust nobody, I walked out on my family and my...
14:09 Sat 04th Dec 201013 answers, last by SIRandyraven 15:53 Sat 04th Dec 2010
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tiggerblue10

Just been watching the news

and I feel very tearful. What makes people do such horrific things?...
22:24 Thu 02nd Dec 201033 answers, last by tiggerblue10 23:38 Thu 02nd Dec 2010

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