For the last hour it's been, stinky flamingos, fighting Fijians, pogles wood and shagging in sheds. All i want to talk about is bosoms! Hasn't anyone got anything to say about knockers apart from me?
Just been over to my allotment to get some veg. The guy in the plot 2 away from mine was servicing one of the merry widows in his shed. What's the most bizarre place that you've done it?
So it seems that economic boom of the past 10 years , was based on consumer spending. The money coming from consumer borrowing ! Now this has ceased, are we prepared for a life without work ? How will...
My brother stole my car whilst I was in bed and emptied my apartment too. After a week of the Police searching for him, they found my car abandoned parked on a road. The Police automatically had my...
two years ago i got convicted of assault on a policeman i recieved 200 hours community service,i also got a two year suspended sentence,a week before that two years was due i got arrested for criminal...
Hi, I've just received a notification in the post of an alleged speeding ofence 2.5 months ago. This is the first notification I've had. How long after an alleged offence can Surrey police send out a...
Just read about someone who has been jailed for 'life' for murdering his new baby boy ! He has to serve a minimum of 11 years, which means even if he serves the full sentence he will be out at the age...
Man being featured on local BBC news. Headline "Man Scammed out of ?130,000, on internet" The chap ,started to chat to a Young Pretty Girl in Nigeria. From the pictures she is nice looking. Horror of...
Hi Everyone just a few lines to ask if anyone thinks like me i'm missing something here? Although i am neither pro or anti Royal Family!! I really can't see what all the fuss is about regarding what...
It seems our hero , clever Royal Prince is a racist. If I used those terms to decribe people I work with , I would be fired and it would be illegal. The Royals are above the law it appears. Seems he...
Hey Guys, Due to have a baby in 5 weeks - I'm sooo scared. I know i don't have a choice, but any stories to make me feel better and less scared... Pleaasse :-( People just keep telling me ghastly...
What's everyone doing tonight? I'm going trainspotting. Just been tipped off about the location of two brand new locos, getting their numbers is a must.
Will let you know how it went tomorrow.
you still havent answered my question matey! this is answerbank.........................I WANT MY ANSWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!