We live on the old site of a mental hospital (its nice really). A few ghostly going ons have occured previously and a clairvoyant told us we had a portal in the lounge after doing a home reading! We...
How many times do you think that the commentator will mention BORAT during the kazakhstan game ? I reckon that he will find it hard not to mention him on less than a dozen occasions, possibly even in...
British Gas kindly sent me 4 energy saving light bulbs yesterday free of charge. How nice of them. I'm not even one of their customers or a home owner as I still live with my mum. I wonder why they...
Well it has happened again I have just slipped off my wheelchair and I am now rolling around on the floor in my own faeces. I tried to close my mouth and breath threw my nose but I ended up sucking up...
I have just found a tape worm in my colomy bag. It was trying to crawl out of the split in the bag from which my faeces was pouring out. I dont know what to do with the evil looking thing. It smells...
Hi, 1) mr bednobs has had to do a bit of looking after me lately as i have had a bit of a relapse of my long term condition. I have been vey dependant on him and would like to get him a heartfelt gift...
I ask a question ...you use the net and find the answer ... Me first ...ready steady go ... What time is the last Tube from Bank to Old Street on the Northern line ? How many rooms does the MGM Hotel...
Hasn't this been tried before? It is a superb idea, the rich give to the poor and everybody becomes equal. People will soon realise that there is no point in working because the gumment will give it...
I think this programme is dispicable and disgracefully callous. It's worse than Jerry Springer or Jeremy Kyle. Simon Cowell and co. are just toying with young people and destroying their morale. It's...
We've had a daily paper delivered for as long as I can remember, but as they've been arriving later & later, we decided to cancel them yesterday. I'd got so used to the routine of a cuppa & a good...
