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no.knowledge
No this is my only screen name... You mean you can have more then one? any more?
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sir.knobby
And I suppose I am going to get banned for this but waddever. A boy lost his mum in sainsburys and the assisitent says. whats she like and he says. Big c0cks and vodka..
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legendis.god
Come on in. Sit down . And tell me whats wrong with you.
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sir.prize
Anyone having problems with the recent posts panel not showing up?
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Ed.Case
In your new role as agony aunt can you please help me. I am married to a lamb of a woman but she does keep on bleating..What can I do?
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hello-sailor
does anyone want to chat?
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sir.knobby
Lippy le duck has just come home from work and said to me well we have been married 5 months today now so where is me card and prezzie and I completely forgot all about it. But I bluffed my way out of...
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Ethel
The stripper in Coronation St was not a patch on the last one they had. :( I could crush a grape
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markgem
how soft am i , but bang there goes liam and the scene was very touching . Iworry about me sometimes hi ya bigmama how u doing?
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ddaisy99
looks like a mixture of fun and frolics. Hello.
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NWA
individual characters. If you have a magnifying glass read this and tell me what it says. Its SOOOOOO exciting .... .. .... ... ...... .. ^ go on then first person gets a creampie
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sir.knobby
Shall we all raise a glass to her in her abstinence on here tonight....... Cheers J.J. Mines an arthur daily VAT as I have gone off red bull now
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sir.knobby
We now have got our own band on here and here is our first release. I bet it will be number one this time next week. zzzoot zooot zooot zoot zoot zzzoooot twang twang twang. da da da da da...
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redbreast
Who wants an upright organ.
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legendis.god
Hello and welcome to the first , possibly of many , how to posts . Anyway we will start with the how to make yourself a kazoo thread.As this is in fact a very technical musical instrument Ive decided...
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legendis.god
What colour socks are you wearing ? Are your curtains open or closed in yourbedroom ? What colour of tea towel did you last use ? Do you have a pet ? Do you talk to yiour plants or dont you have any ?...
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no.knowledge
is anyone else in tears watching hollyoaks? :-( boo hoo
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sir.knobby
and what time is it, it's 5 o'clock.......... Its 5 o'clock and it's crackerjack time
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redbreast
If he sings his repertoire of songs the show will be over in 10mins,He was crap the first time around. Boy at "47"do me a favour

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