And I suppose I am going to get banned for this but waddever. A boy lost his mum in sainsburys and the assisitent says. whats she like and he says. Big c0cks and vodka..
Lippy le duck has just come home from work and said to me well we have been married 5 months today now so where is me card and prezzie and I completely forgot all about it. But I bluffed my way out of...
individual characters. If you have a magnifying glass read this and tell me what it says. Its SOOOOOO exciting .... .. .... ... ...... .. ^ go on then first person gets a creampie
We now have got our own band on here and here is our first release. I bet it will be number one this time next week. zzzoot zooot zooot zoot zoot zzzoooot twang twang twang. da da da da da...
Hello and welcome to the first , possibly of many , how to posts . Anyway we will start with the how to make yourself a kazoo thread.As this is in fact a very technical musical instrument Ive decided...
What colour socks are you wearing ? Are your curtains open or closed in yourbedroom ? What colour of tea towel did you last use ? Do you have a pet ? Do you talk to yiour plants or dont you have any ?...