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gayed

jammy dougnuts

or chocolate ones? You know the hole covered in chocolate?
17:13 Mon 06th Oct 20086 answers, last by bigmamma 18:09 Mon 06th Oct 2008
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legendis.god

bbc2 top gear

24 hour race this is looking like another top gear classic watch it its a topper
19:10 Sun 05th Oct 200810 answers, last by legendis.god 19:34 Sun 05th Oct 2008
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lunsfaeces

A little accident but every cloud.

I have just farted and 6 maggots came out of my bottom. I am still lying on the floor rolling around in some horrible smelling stale faeces. Its really not nice bieng in this way. I wish it could be...
19:01 Sun 05th Oct 200816 answers, last by lunsfaeces 20:03 Sun 05th Oct 2008
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dot.hawkes

should I go into work tomorrow?

I am feeling fed up cos my tongue is still bruised and sore and swollen after the injection on Thursday. I can walk, operate machinery, do the paperwork, work in the stockroom, but I can't talk...
18:59 Sun 05th Oct 200831 answers, last by dot.hawkes 20:24 Sun 05th Oct 2008
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S.K.SWEDEN

Not wanted!

I have seen a comment on here, that foreigners are not allowed to use this site. Is this true? I cannot see anything in the rules about this.
17:43 Sun 05th Oct 200833 answers, last by joggerjayne 20:15 Sun 05th Oct 2008
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topogigo

Can it be so

That when some obnoxious ******* decides to post something revolting, instead of people answering, can we all contact the so called editor and complain. Would this be so difficult? They are mostly...
17:55 Sun 05th Oct 200828 answers, last by sir.knobby 18:42 Sun 05th Oct 2008
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theonelungy

Dried faeces in my ear

When my colostomy bag exploded all over myself covering me in my own excrement a little bit went in my ear lobe. I have been trying to pick it out but it just goes in even further. Oh how bad I smell...
14:51 Sun 05th Oct 200864 answers, last by grivitate 17:41 Sun 05th Oct 2008
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grivitate

lunch time for me!

at 12am so ladies. have you ever been with more tha 1 person @ the same time?
16:57 Sun 05th Oct 200810 answers, last by sir.knobby 17:17 Sun 05th Oct 2008
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Doc.Spock

Just a thought

We were discussing with friends last night the plight of two elderley sisters living in a family residence. When one dies the other would have to sell up to pay death duties. This would not apply to...
16:31 Sun 05th Oct 200824 answers, last by legendis.god 18:24 Sun 05th Oct 2008
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zzxxee

im off

bye bye
16:17 Sun 05th Oct 200822 answers, last by wiffey 16:45 Sun 05th Oct 2008
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theonelungy

Hello Everybody

I have just found a piece of decomposing meat in my own feces. Fry up anyone?
13:20 Sun 05th Oct 200834 answers, last by grivitate 16:53 Sun 05th Oct 2008
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jimsmith

Member of the jonh Gotti Firm

What was the name of the Big Fat guy who was in the Gotti firm, during the trial someone tried to kill him and shot him loads of times but cause he was so fat he survived, what was his name?? Jim
12:51 Sun 05th Oct 20084 answers, last by terambulan 14:10 Sun 05th Oct 2008
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sir.knobby

Mothballs

Now what do they mean to you? better fun than fish aint they?
03:35 Sun 05th Oct 20081 answer, last by sir.knobby 03:53 Sun 05th Oct 2008
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sir.knobby

I still dont like

the little scaley fings that swim around in the sea yuk how the hell can little yellow people eat sushi it is scary enough to eat cooked but raw my god i would rather eat my own entrails.(I think)
02:50 Sun 05th Oct 200815 answers, last by sir.knobby 03:29 Sun 05th Oct 2008
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tobonkbunnys

I dont like fish

What do you not like?
00:19 Sun 05th Oct 200861 answers, last by Ice.Maiden 03:21 Sun 05th Oct 2008
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pastafreak

Time to say nite...

early-ish start...,yes-work!!!! So take care everyone-Icey, knobby and Leggy-if he is about. Mwaaaaahahaha!!! xxxx
02:11 Sun 05th Oct 200814 answers, last by Lacey-G 02:50 Sun 05th Oct 2008
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tobonkbunnys

But I do like rabbits though

What do you like?
01:05 Sun 05th Oct 200829 answers, last by Ice.Maiden 02:34 Sun 05th Oct 2008
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legendis.god

love this to bits

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=q536jtse40m this pulls at my heart strings and makes me think of the good times the happy times the love the happiness the great times the good too.
01:07 Sun 05th Oct 200835 answers, last by Lacey-G 02:36 Sun 05th Oct 2008
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sir.knobby

Does anybody

Want to know what the new word is that I have learnt on here tonight....
23:22 Sat 04th Oct 200854 answers, last by Ice.Maiden 00:33 Sun 05th Oct 2008
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ll_billym

Does anybody present....

Vote on that inane tosh that appears in the bottom left hand corner of AB? The last one I had was for me to vote on whos celebrity divorce I thought was most tragic. There were at least 9 choices. The...
22:29 Sat 04th Oct 200811 answers, last by sir.knobby 23:40 Sat 04th Oct 2008

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