Dont worry mate your secret is safe with me. Nudge nuge wink wink. What do you call a budgie that has just got run over by a lawnmower. Shreaded tweet.
Have you heard ........................................ the sound ................................................. of ................................ silence ? did you hear ??
The $700bn rescue of the American economy - what does this actually mean to the average US taxpayer? I can see why there should be deep deep resentment at public money being used to bail out immoral...
i only ask because a young lady butcher said she would like to give me a ham shank. now, i wasnt sure if she was offering me charity so i smiled and refused. did i do the right thing ?? :-)
a friend Lenny would like to ask: dose anyone remember the good old days: were you used to play snakes and ladders watch tin tin watch Bil and Ben Andy Pandy the old gray itchy blankets the old green...
for posting blonde jokes, as blonde jokes allways refer to female blondes, I have been meditating on this for several weeks now, and have come to the conclusion, that this is very unfair to single out...
But im away. Is that a paradoxical stae4ment or just a contradictory one ? Discuss amongst yourselves. ILL BE BACKKKKKKKKKKKKK Yes i am the messssiahhhhhhnatorrrrrrrrrr D T H ?????
Please help a complete dum dum where electronics are concerned. I have an Hitachi digital camera and as yet have been unable to download any pictures ( in fact I lost about 30 and don't know why or...
This is a difficult subject. I believe in reincarnation. That we are basically souls on an evolutionary journey during which we become clothed in a human shell. That this is a physical plane where we...
I am off on my holidays tomorrow morning, early!! I am off to sunny Jamaica!! Now be good boys and girls until I get back!!! Funny XXXXX P.S. My eyes are still red from conjunctivitis, can I get...