The Labour Party has decided to change its logo from a rose to a condom believing it more accurately reflects their policies. This is because a condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys...
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake...
Some of you may or may not remember me, was a regular on here before i had my daughter back in July! However, 3rd day back at work after almost a year... still boring and bl00dy uneventful. Anyway,...
isnt it nice that sometimes you just go out and spoil yourself.I just went out and bought this computer as my other one packed in, and the thing is I have 4 computers in my house but my kisds are on...
For those that know I am trying to diet my way into my bikini for holiday, I have lost 4 lb this week! Sorry not thrilling news I know, but I am chuffed! daffi x
What do you have on your keyring and what does it say about you? I have a London 'Dome' keyring which my daughter bought me 8 years ago which i guess says I'm a bit sentimental and a Dick dastardly...
Each year I promise myself I'm not going to do it, but curiosity gets the better of me and I get pulleed in, hooked, addicted to 'Big Brother'
A pox on you channel 4!!!
I'm thinking of getting a pair of those fit flops that are supposed to help tone your legs while you walk - has anyone tried them and do they actually work?
Horrible load of crass tw@ts !! With that big fat slug of a son sitting there nodding sagely. Fat Git. Ooh we'll have to rip that all out - this from a bony-legged pink-lipsticked (Welsh - is that a...
....a couple of days off work. What shall I do? I've already decided I'm going to Leics to see Jules's builders but I need something else to do that doesn't involve FOOD!