I was just thinking, you hear about babies being born late or early but I've never heard about anyone actually being born on the day predicted for them. Does anyone else? I was 8 days late, and in...
>A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his>chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, >"OK old fart, time for you to retire.">The old...
For lunch i just had, 2 big cookies, a ham sandwich, a galaxy, a mars bar, a packet of walkers max crisps, a muffin and i;m just about to eat a chocolate moose. I sooo have the munchies today!...
Who will be the first CBer to get the sack due to excess internet usage? Place Odds on yourself and then we can start the betting. I am 10/1 as my boss is IT iliterate and naive! Although I do...
Lets play a game, for every word beginning with S you type sausages instead and for anyword beginning with M you type Mash...so.... Report Monkey is suggesting a Stupid and Mindless task.......
Morning ABers!!I need your advice please. I am a non-driver and need to find an easier way of getting to/from work (the distance door to door is 6.6 miles, but via train the journey currently takes 50...