So a female employee got an expensive pen as a birthday gift from her boss. She sent him a 'Thank you note' by email: Boss’s wife read the email and filed for divorce. The email said: Your penis...
Ok, so a regular group of us 4 girls met at one of our houses the other day for a get together as we hadn’t seen each other for a while. I happened to ask one of them (the one whose house we were at)...
Hey you peepsies. So me my oh and a few friends is going Philippines for 2 weeks to relax on a quaint beach. However one of the friends has gang tattoos all over his face from South America. He is a...
The house nxt door but one to us(on a corner plot) was sold last year to what we think is a Romanian family. They have never moved in, but almost immediately builders moved in. God know what they are...
Jennifer, a manager at a local Lidl store, had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer...
Good Saturday morning all xx. Poooring Doon here ...looking like a day for indoor domestic duties and papers for me.. have a good one whatever you are doing xx
Came down early hours to get a glass of water and found a live mouse racing round my lounge, with my 2 cats chasing it. Shut lounge door to stop it coming upstairs. Have come back down and no sight of...
I can’t remember the last time I was awake this early. Another busy day beckons with work, but at lunch I am starting to sow my seeds for my veggie garden so that’s exciting. Hope you all have a good...
(remember that I am deaf and live alone) This had been going on for 7-8 years but I genuinely didn't know. However Mr Maxie was groomed last Monday and after I put him in the back of the car and I...