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Rondy
So a female employee got an expensive pen as a birthday gift from her boss. She sent him a 'Thank you note' by email: Boss’s wife read the email and filed for divorce. The email said: Your penis...
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Treacle71
I did 36 in a 30 zone. Do I just pay up and that's it? And then it's forgotten about?
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Smowball
Ok, so a regular group of us 4 girls met at one of our houses the other day for a get together as we hadn’t seen each other for a while. I happened to ask one of them (the one whose house we were at)...
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ukanonymous
Hey you peepsies. So me my oh and a few friends is going Philippines for 2 weeks to relax on a quaint beach. However one of the friends has gang tattoos all over his face from South America. He is a...
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Smowball
The house nxt door but one to us(on a corner plot) was sold last year to what we think is a Romanian family. They have never moved in, but almost immediately builders moved in. God know what they are...
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Smowball
Best recipe guys. Nothing really fiddly lol. I’ve got cheddar, Parmesan, flour, milk, butter etc etc….. thanks...
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murraymints
Good Thursday morning birdies xx shopping for me today.. hope your day ahead is good to you whatever you are up to...
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rowanwitch
https://inspiringdesigns.net/giant-life-size-crochet-animals/...
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237SJ
If you go to the doctor with acid reflux, do they always arrange an endoscopy or do they just put you on PPIs?
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Smowball
I have my fathers eyes. I keep them in a jar on my bedside table……. : )...
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Rondy
Jennifer, a manager at a local Lidl store, had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer...
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murraymints
good Sunday morning birdies ! clocks forward an hour ! wish I could reset my body clock ! lol...have a good one however you spend it !
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murraymints
Good Saturday morning all xx. Poooring Doon here ...looking like a day for indoor domestic duties and papers for me.. have a good one whatever you are doing xx
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bobbie22
This programme looks interesting. Canada is so beautiful. I have been there three times, and I found that the people were very nice...
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piggynose
I keep hearing this term on youtube!!
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douglas9401
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-65030988...
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murraymints
Good Wednesday morning all xx have a great day whatever is in store for you...
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Smowball
Came down early hours to get a glass of water and found a live mouse racing round my lounge, with my 2 cats chasing it. Shut lounge door to stop it coming upstairs. Have come back down and no sight of...
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Redhelen72
I can’t remember the last time I was awake this early. Another busy day beckons with work, but at lunch I am starting to sow my seeds for my veggie garden so that’s exciting. Hope you all have a good...
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jennyjoan
(remember that I am deaf and live alone) This had been going on for 7-8 years but I genuinely didn't know. However Mr Maxie was groomed last Monday and after I put him in the back of the car and I...

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