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When jokes fall flat.

Ever get the feeling that others just don't "get you?" Today was Mini Boo's school sports day and she did wonderfully, however her team didn't win so as a joke I jokingly told her, in front...

tinkerbell23

David dickinson

Seriously is that fake tan? Or creosote? Xx...

beegeebee

I am having great difficulty in finding a sprayer I can attach to a wash hand basin mixer tap! The only type I can find on the interenet are for the two tap variety which would give me the problem of...

Smowball

What could you absolutely NOT eat, even if you were paid!

Even if somebody gave me say £50 and said eat an olive, or an anchovy, there is no way I could do it without throwing up.Or cauliflower - bleugh!

hideaway

England v Italy game

People have a go at England unfairly I think. OK we may not have beaten Italy on penalties - but the so called 'great Italians' had the same nil score as us at the end of 120 minutes.

Tilly2

Bus Lane Penalty Charge Notice.

I have just received a penalty charge which includes a photo of my car just entering the bus lane. The bus lane is about thirty metres long and there is no other car in site or bus in the lane.. I...

AceofClubs

Had To Smile....

A friend was writing a shopping list and asked if I wanted anything.I asked for a jar of piccalilli.I later saw she had written Pickled Lily.I wonder if I had asked for garibaldi biscuits she would...

Smowball

My ongoing issues with son's secondary school - an update.

You know I was advised to put in writing any complaints.? Well after a pupil put his fist through the science lab window last thursday I sent an email(with read receipt) to Head,deputy head, year head...

BJS

Scratch Cards

I buy some each week but does anyone know of anyone who has won a MAJOR prize on them. The most I have ever won was £150 on a single card some years ago.

Smowball

Facebook a/c hacked??

Son has FB account - I opened one just to mainly keep an eye on him. Only really look at it on my Blackberry. Every morningI take a quick peek, and see latest postings from friends, and normally see...

johnny37

eastenders

Where is the story with Janine and Michael going? He would have to murder both to get his hands on the money. He doesnt play a very convincing psychopath. Shaun does it much better!

mrs_overall

My leg has gone strange

Over the course of the day, my left leg has swollen considerably, from just above the knee right down to the foot. It is not hot, not painful and not discoloured. It feels tight and looks odd. Any...

firewatch

little ones quote - thought I would share

from yesterday. We were out walking the dogs late ish (about 7:30,bearing in mind shes only 2) as it had been to hot. Towards the end her trousers and nappy where testing gravity and she was tired she...

tinkerbell23

Not eating.

Heartbreak diet :0( Just dont feel hungry and cant put food in my mouth... Not ate much all week but havent eaten anything since 5pm sat which was 3 bits of chicken goujon..... I had two bottles of...

kayd1961

Son's girlfriend is rude

Our son's girlfriend is rude and always making fun of him or something at our house. We can hardly stand this anymore. She makes fun of him in a laughing way... makes fun of his growing baldness or...

Smowball

A very very very early good morning

Sky calm(for the min!!), no wind, and generally ok but after yesterdays gale force wind and torrential rain it could all change within the hour!

devil99

CHEERS :-/

A big thankyou to mr Devil for opening the bedrrom window as wide as it will go when he came to bed, awake for the past 2 hours, who the hell has the window open in this weather, hope he don't expect...