Two Scousers riding along the East Lancs Road on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the scousers ask him for a lift. He tells...
Please what is the new AB logo meant to represent ? I think I can see a cats face, but .... And now I've just seen B00' s new avatar and that's a bit scary too...
I'm confused as to what link these two have? Several people I saw today at school gates said David Cameron caused this by letting gay marriages happen? If he changes it around, the country will get...
Good morning everyone. The last one has disappeared from the 'latest posts' so here's a new one for you. You just follow as nearly as you can the previous song or lyric. Play nice and most of all have...
Steve Bell has never been overly popular on AB before, rather puzzlingly, but I thought I would post his cartoon from today's Guardian anyway. His Farage had me in stitches earlier this morning ::::...
Does anyone else find the Hotels 4 You one of the most irritating adverts ever?
I have to either mute the TV, or change channels - I honestly cannot see that ever selling holidays! What do you think?...
This year marks the centenary of WW1, test your knowledge on it with this quiz.
http://www.expressandstar.com/editors-picks/2014/02/12/the-first-world-war-how-much-do-you-know/...
Quite surprised nobody has posted a comment here. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-02-05/scathing-un-report-demands-vatican-act-against-child-sex-abuse/5241300 I like this from the Vatican's response:...
Hello folks. Can you tell me what is green, has six legs, and if it fellout of a tree it would likely kill you?
Have fun. BA to the first correct, or funniest, answer.
Spoony xx...
They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for the church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services: The...
.....and this pair should be sterilised immediately so they can't breed ever again. It's a cruel world when there's responsible childless couples who can't have kids but would love them and make great...
In restaurant waiting for them all to come to dad's 80th birthday bash ,table festooned with balloons, banners sparkly stuff and mucho vino !!! I could crush grape !...
Hello one and all. As someone who cannot swim very well (about five yards before I am like a fish with a brick in my mouth) I admire people who take to water quite easily. On a random note, I feel...
N W Lancashire 30mile north of Blackpool. We live on elevated position next to Morecambe Bay and the really scary stuff has just got to our house. Yes it's scary all right. How is it with you???
Good morning everyone - well we survived the weekend, now will we get through the week ? Not a lot being done around here except keeping hydrated and hopefully, cool !! Sorry for anyone who is...
