There was an athlete who wanted to accept a scholarship to a well-known college. To be awarded it, however, he had to pass a physical, since it was an athletic scholarship. When Tim found out about...
So in ponky London today, I went in HMV. One of my fave ever jazz CDs is Art Pepper's "One September Afternoon". Sublime. Wonderful. So today, I bought Art Pepper's "No Limit". And put it in the car...
A question without any intent or any suggestion of the following: If you only had 4 hours to live, what would you do? and how would you like to be dealth with? (by that I mean cremation or burrial)....
I can certainly appreciate the masterful job of constructing the puzzle, but this one ranked low on the fun-o-meter for me. No pennies to drop or endgame to solve, so it was just a matter of slogging...
Man walks into a library & asks if they have any books on probabilities. The librarian says, "Most unlikely." My wife likes to tease me a bit by always asking "Is it in yet" I wish she would stop...
An amateur magician accidentally turns his wife into a settee and his two kids into armchairs. He starts to panic. He tries every trick in book but none work so, in desperation, he decides to take...
You're at home, and someone out on the balcony pops a Champagne cork. You, and all your pals, go "Yaaay!" Or you're in a pub. Some people near you pop a Champagne cork. You, and all your pals, go...
I don't attack people. I'm all stalk and no action. I bet Dracula does all his shopping online, just so he can keep clicking on "your account." I rubbed a magic lamp and wished for the genie not to...
Q. Why did the banana go to the hospital? A: Because he wasn’t peeling well! Submitted by: Kay Q: What’s the slipperiest country? A: Greece! Q: Why can’t you say a joke while standing on ice? A:...