What is the difference between a bathroom in the bedroom and a blonded nymphomaniac in the bedroom? One is en-suite and the other is on heat! Why did the Irishman leave his job at the casino? He...
To follow on from sleepy's post.......it is too damn early to even contemplate Christmas. I saw the earliest signs of it back in late August...and frankly it just makes the dread and -yes-feeling of...
I think all advertising for holidays to Portugal should be banned. How can anyone trust a country whose police has handled this case in such a messy way? I would defiantly not be taking my family...
Sounds silly I know - but my mum always used to tell me not to drink the water from the bathroom tap as it comes from a tank in the loft rather than the mains supply like the kitchen tap! Is this true...
that chap who spent 13 years going round the world. Has he no job ? Who paid him.? Do you feel completely thick and stupid and under achieving because you go to work to support your family instead of...
Hello, My cat caught a mouse yesterday and I managed to rescue it. The poor little thing cannot walk properly as it has injured its leg. I have put it in a box out of reach from said cat, but I am not...
hello everybody, i am Jack liu, i am a chinese boy, and i wanna make friends with UK's people. i am expecting your messages. please contact me by yahoo messager or msn below: yahoo message:...