My best friend's husband is terminally ill and two days ago has been given just months to live. When I call her, I do so on her land line as the mobile signal in her village is bad. I want to call her...
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She...