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cat.....look at her picture in the sun newspaper...
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will all of you phone my line on 0811 654 9876 at £1.00 per minute [miimum call 5 minutes] all proceeds will go to me of course thank you....ps mobiles will be cosiderably higher so please feel...
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a man storms ito a sperm bank wearing a balaclava..''take me to the vault'' he shouted to the receptionist...''but sir this is a sperm bank'' she replies 'take me to the vault NOW'' he demanded..she...
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i ALWAYS check my shoes/work boots that no spiders have crawled in before i put them on......
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do i need a tv licence??? im not using a tv ariel to get a signal.....and that is where the bbc have got us by the short and curlies...have i found a loophole here???...but i guess i havent....and yes...
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those umpa lumpas frighten me.....yes IM BORED.............
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what is your favourite disaster movie?? or what film did you take a date to?? i took the wife to see jaws on our first date...maybe thats where my problems began......lol
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back to me from germany after having being repaired there [rrod] naturally...are these cooling fans any good to stop it happening again??? thanks in advance....
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and mrs maverick has just stopped snoring lol so im off to bed goodnite all....sweet dreams.....
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about yourself what would it be??...me ?? id change...my nose...i broke it while playing football some years ago and its a bit lob-sided now lol....
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now dont get me wrong i agree pensioners,disabled people and people who GENUINELY need it need help to keep warm but to give it to those idle b***ards who dont want to work gets on my nerves,i heard 1...
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15 times world darts champion,robbie williams worlds greatesr pop star,stanley matthews worlds greatest footballer,nick hancock tv presenter,anthea turner,neil morrisey,captain smith of the titanic......
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha i bet the m6 and m1 are full of gloomy faces......
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back to microsft because it dispalyed the 3 red rings...will it be fixed for good or can i expect it to happen again shortly?thanks in advance
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and im as snug as a bug in a rug with a glass of wine watching people slip and slide everywhere,its great when you dont have to go out isnt it?....lol
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to xmas............
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im cooking lamb shanks,creamed mashed potatoes,petit poirs,and minted vegetables and onion gravy...with a delicious triple chocolate fudge cake with jersey cream for afters.....anyone interseted???
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why people celebrate this new years eve....you are another year older,the country is in an even worse state than ever,petrol prices are going to go through the roof,redundancies,cold weather,tax...
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...................WERE DOOMED.........
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my rubber plant is walking towards me...HEEEELLLPP...................

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