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stokemaveric

dont you just hate.....

rude shopworkers... to say ''please and thank you'' cost nothing does it??
12:06 Mon 25th Jan 201041 answers, last by Mustardmit 22:04 Mon 25th Jan 2010
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stokemaveric

stoke 3 the gooners 1......

revege is so very sweet..........................
18:33 Sun 24th Jan 201017 answers, last by stokemaveric 19:45 Sun 24th Jan 2010
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:bez:

Famous people that sound like items of food.

Bread Pitt.
00:15 Sun 24th Jan 2010110 answers, last by :bez: 01:47 Sun 24th Jan 2010
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sara3

if I made the rules..

prison sentences would be served in full. women's sanitary products would be free. big name music acts would perform in my garden every few weeks. Prince first. hair and make up people would come in...
20:22 Sat 23rd Jan 201012 answers, last by sara3 20:39 Sat 23rd Jan 2010
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joggerjayne

Faaaaakin 'Ell

Just been for drink with smoker pal again, so stood outside for an hour or two. I'm effing bleedin' frozen. Having a bit of cjickrn, and then ... I need to get warm ... somehow !...
21:46 Thu 21st Jan 201019 answers, last by joggerjayne 00:30 Fri 22nd Jan 2010
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stokemaveric

is leona lewis turning into a................

cat.....look at her picture in the sun newspaper...
12:28 Wed 20th Jan 201010 answers, last by poodicat 13:32 Wed 20th Jan 2010
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puss_boots

Philip Schofield & Holly Willoughby

are on TV too much now, they are getting a wee bit boring.......and......Holly has a new baby. Does she ever get to see it ??
22:53 Sun 17th Jan 201022 answers, last by poodicat 00:10 Mon 18th Jan 2010
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No_Knowledge_

famous people to be found

in and around your house. Roofus wainwright...
22:16 Sat 16th Jan 201073 answers, last by TCL-MUMPING 22:41 Sun 17th Jan 2010
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stokemaveric

i have just been singing opera in the bath....

will all of you phone my line on 0811 654 9876 at £1.00 per minute [miimum call 5 minutes] all proceeds will go to me of course thank you....ps mobiles will be cosiderably higher so please feel...
23:18 Fri 15th Jan 20108 answers, last by stokemaveric 23:29 Fri 15th Jan 2010
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stokemaveric

quick joke....

a man storms ito a sperm bank wearing a balaclava..''take me to the vault'' he shouted to the receptionist...''but sir this is a sperm bank'' she replies 'take me to the vault NOW'' he demanded..she...
20:39 Fri 15th Jan 20109 answers, last by stokemaveric 22:47 Fri 15th Jan 2010
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SIRandyraven

Congratulations

I would like to be first to congratulate Prince William on passing his helicopter pilots license and getting his wings. Presented by his dad , Prince Charles. The royal family are so talented. They...
20:39 Fri 15th Jan 20105 answers, last by Qaphsiel 21:43 Fri 15th Jan 2010
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stokemaveric

what are you paranoid about???

i ALWAYS check my shoes/work boots that no spiders have crawled in before i put them on......
16:39 Fri 15th Jan 201025 answers, last by pussy 17:15 Fri 15th Jan 2010
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benny3008

Ok, I am FUMING!!!

Me and my sister spent all day buliding an igloo outside her house, it was really good, we hadnt finished it yet but even so, it was gettin there, some TW@T's from around the village have come and...
22:54 Wed 13th Jan 201025 answers, last by benny3008 00:35 Thu 14th Jan 2010
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ahmskunnirt

Well, Ladies, Rumpy Pumpy OR Heart Attack?

A new medical survey has found that men are far less likely to have a heart attack if they make love at least twice a week. So, girls, do you love your man enough to help prevent him having a heart...
18:17 Sun 10th Jan 201031 answers, last by Panic Button 00:15 Mon 11th Jan 2010
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Trollsmasher

This is my sad sad life.................................but Im happy..............

Hello.....Im sure i dont have to tell you my name...as many of you already know me..... I live in a black painted damp noisy room above the off licence and a brothel witch is in a junkie and criminal...
02:13 Sun 10th Jan 201036 answers, last by Trollsmasher 03:08 Sun 10th Jan 2010
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stokemaveric

if im watching the tv through my internet connection....

do i need a tv licence??? im not using a tv ariel to get a signal.....and that is where the bbc have got us by the short and curlies...have i found a loophole here???...but i guess i havent....and yes...
01:47 Sun 10th Jan 20107 answers, last by stokemaveric 02:13 Sun 10th Jan 2010
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joggerjayne

Notting Hill

Starting now. Got the DVD, but still going to watch it. Love it, love it, love it !!! x x x...
22:37 Sat 09th Jan 201019 answers, last by joggerjayne 22:57 Sat 09th Jan 2010
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wendilla

Space Station sighting.

We have at the moment clear skies here in the midlands so if it is clear skies elsewhere the Spacestation will be passing over uk at 6 32 pm for a 2 minute view..and tomorrow should be even better ay...
18:46 Sat 09th Jan 201020 answers, last by wendilla 19:35 Sat 09th Jan 2010
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stokemaveric

im watching willy wonka.....

those umpa lumpas frighten me.....yes IM BORED.............
18:35 Sat 09th Jan 20106 answers, last by stokemaveric 19:02 Sat 09th Jan 2010
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stokemaveric

beyod the poseidon adventure is on ch5...

what is your favourite disaster movie?? or what film did you take a date to?? i took the wife to see jaws on our first date...maybe thats where my problems began......lol
17:17 Sat 09th Jan 20103 answers, last by dothawkes31 18:46 Sat 09th Jan 2010

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