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Ice.Maiden
that you've ever been given? Was it from someone reeking of garlic? Was it from someone with green teeth? Did they slobber all over your face?...
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stokemaveric
they dont make em like that anymore......so funny.......
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joggerjayne
One of my friends ("Thing1" for those in the know) just came round with an emergency food parcel. She brought me a bottle of Pinot Grigio and a bag of Blockbuster popcorn. Wooo Hooooo !!!! She's gone...
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joggerjayne
In the morning, I will post Jayne's Hot Tips (20 or so horses, ?1 on each) But then we need a few "proper" tips And a few good football bets, with suggestions for how much to wager. Looking for about...
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legendis.god
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=smv8MI2q29g Would anyone here like to be part of the 21 gun salute / firing squad and get to shoot the coffin ? Maggie you know it makes sense dunnit?
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stokemaveric
could change 1 day in your life what day would that be?
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badcompany
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart....
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stokemaveric
what does an essex girl use for protection during sex?....a bus shelter............what do you call a scouse girl wearing a white track suit?................the bride...........
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knobby...
Am watching the fireworks on tv that is going on at london at the moment and what a display. To think that we are only 10 miles away from this display at the moment I wish that we had gone there now....
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stokemaveric
your best.....and worst...... moment of 2008???
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knobby...
The good people on here who wished me luck last year for this year 2008. It did fork all. So for the year 2009 could you please send money, vodka, or vouchers. But not woolworths vouchers please....
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stokemaveric
im rather pushed for time today so here is my tip of the day....OUR VIC IN THE 2.40 AT KEMPTON.....he will love the ground and goes well fresh,he beat todays hot favourite kauto star some 267 days ago...
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leggymessiah
Ever think about it? At times like this. I sometimes think back. To xmases past. Long long ago far far away . Yet so so near to today. But not
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joggerjayne
You will possibly get some proper Tips from stokemaveric. But, here are my own Boxing Day Tips, based purely on the horses having the jolliest names. There are 20 horses. And ... you must back all of...
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stokemaveric
when will this rubbish stop being broadcast?how must the british public feel being patronised to by a billionaire woman on how she ''feels'' for her subjects during the credit crisis?....she doesnt...
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ladybird49
Anyone just watched it ?
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stokemaveric
eastenders is full of festive cheer......its all rather boring now....bom bom bom bom bom.......[thats the music at the end by the way]...........lol
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stokemaveric
here is mine......i propose a 5 day weekend,a base rate of 2% income tax,road and council tax to be abolished,and i should get a knighthood for my xmas speech......lol.....i thank you......
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Cugetit
Merry Xmas to one and all and a better New Year.
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stokemaveric
WEVE FORGOT THE STUFFING..........whats the point of having a bird you cant stuff??????????????

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