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stokemaveric
who would you like team up with???...
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alexanderd
Why is it in "End of the World/Disaster movies" all the survivors are young and good-looking? Ive got no bloody chance!!!
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stokemaveric
stoke vs brighton at the brittannia stadium...what a great fa cup tie...
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stokemaveric
12.55..third intention..13.30..shakalakaboomboom..14.00..w ishful thinking..14.30..punchestowns..15.05..rock on ruby..15.35..granda crus..and in the 16.10..tanks for that...im going for it today......
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stokemaveric
ill start with no4 the next five people to give me a number will be in tomorrow nights lottery draw..in our syndicate...ill put the £1.00 on....
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Steve.5
I have just prepared a big pan of scouse for tomorrow,by then it should stick to the rib cage anybody fancy a bowl for their lunch/tea
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jd_1984
Talk about near miss!
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4getmenot
My blokes mate just came round and my knickers were in middle of kitchen floor! I had dropped them whilst taking the washing to the machine. He never said a thing though but they were right there...
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joeluke
......the harmless sexist comments/banter/innuendo which Andy Gray was sacked for or calling someone a 'pa ki' which Anton du Beke was not sacked for? The difference is football commentators are ten a...
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Steve.5
How many can you THINK of till 10pm Number one hits, the artist/s consisted of one name only & so did the no1 hit. eg ABBA & Waterloo enjoy...
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stokemaveric
due to immigration..so the latest census will show...the takeover is finally happening..british people will soon become a minority in their own country..the u.k as we have known it has gone...
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jb190281
Is tv so crap on a Sunday night??
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evedawn
How would someone get onto the council housing register? I realise that this person wil be low down on the list, (he is a single male with no dependents) and currently has a place to live but this may...
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stokemaveric
ive just had a nice hot bath,with candles all around the bath,mrs mav has just poured me a nice glass of whisky and peppermint and i thought ''ill see what my ab friends have been up to today''...hope...
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stokemaveric
my mrs must have been watching this programme..she has just made my money dissappear...to go on a girls night out........
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tigwig
After the post was delivered I saw 2 brown envelopes on the doormat and thought nothing good comes out of a brown envelope and when I saw it was from the Inland Revenue I sighed out loud. You can...
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slinky.kate
your first teddy,doll etc.what did you name it,mine was a cloth doll called rosebud
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stokemaveric
sophies trophy in the 2.55 at ascot....
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Steve.5
First it was ASDA & the marauding shitehawks, now the parasites from the gas company have just called. Its their big pay day this time of the year the greedy capitalist B------- Just bracing...
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stokemaveric
soldsatino..14.55..ascot..breedsbreeze..15.30 ..ascot...and poungach in the 16.05 at ascot...but my tip of the day is joker choker in the 16.30 at wincanton......

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