A sailor meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns recounting their adventures at sea. Noting the pirate's peg leg, hook, and eye patch, the sailor asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg...
I read in the paper this morning, that in certain areas of London, the words Christmas Lights are to be changed to Winter Lights! I will always say Christmas Lights, Christmas Tree, Christmas Cake,...