This young student did a very daft thing whilst drunk, hitting a sleeping woman across the face with his flaccid penis. She knew nothing about it until workmates of his friend reported it to the...
I have been contacted in my capacity as a writer to proof and edit a document, and asked for a quote. We have agreed a fee, and I have asked for £50 deposit. The client advises me that a cheque has...
Just seen specialist about very painful knee, very hard to bend it. After MRI on it he said I have got Ganglion Cyst inside my knee. He is now referring me to surgeon to look at it. Anyone had one of...
Hello Ed and Auntie I understand that the word bloody was recently removed from the swear filter. Any chance the word c r a p can be let through too? I don't think it's any more offensive than poop or...
What can I use to fix a ceramic plaque to a stone wall? It's quite small so not much weight is involved. I want to avoid drilling holes in the plaque. Suggestions gratefully received.
Do butchers mind if you ask them for a bone for the dog when you are buying other items? I know that they might use them for stock if they make cooked food, but if not what do they usually do with...
I have decided to try a little adventure and live in a caravan for a year or 2 travelling around. But thing is what do I do for postage etc? Anyone done this before? I need it for insurance and Tax I...
Need some help everyone, i have set up an invoice on excel, and where i have put in the sums, i want to subtract one from the other sum. I can do autosum to add them up, but when i come to subtract...
Sunday. A clear sky with a crescent moon and all the stars on parade in their best uniforms. Quite warm too. wonderful! Tiggy was in as usual, all bright eyed and spiky tailed...well, hedgehogs don't...
Morning Ed, Would it be possible to include an Edit button that the poster only could use to edit typos noted after posting? It does happen as I'm sure you know....